- Harvey Specter: Now I'm having even more fun because you hit like a monkey trying to have sex with a buffalo.
- Mike Ross: What kind of nature films did you watch as a kid?
- Rachel Zane: We now control the air rights across from six of your most prominent properties. So instead of their unobstructed views of the park, your top-floor tenants will now be looking out at a 40-foot-high box of tampons.
- Louis Litt: I mean, I had the girl. I had the confidence. But then when I went to meet her... He was there.
- Dr. Lipschitz: He?
- Louis Litt: Xander Fuck Face.
- Harvey Specter: Brief me on the way.
- Mike Ross: On our way where?
- Harvey Specter: If you know "A Few Good Men" as well as you say you do, you'll be able to guess.
- Mike Ross: How could I have guessed this? They didn't go to batting cages in "A Few Good Men."
- Harvey Specter: No, but Tom Cruise says he can think better with his bat.
- Louis Litt: Okay, change of plans. We need to file a motion to delete this motherfucker's products from our store.
- Harvey Specter: She did it to make you feel like you owe her something, which is why she came to you in the first place. It's because you're a sucker.
- Mike Ross: Okay. Well, you know what, Harvey? I'd rather be a sucker than someone who refuses to sacrifice anything for anyone else.
- Harvey Specter: What the fuck did you just say to me?
- Mike Ross: I said I don't give a shit what we lose. This woman did us a favor, and I'm not gonna hang her out to dry just because you don't want to sacrifice a piece of business.
- Harvey Specter: I sacrificed more than just business this week all because you couldn't keep your mouth shut.