- Joel Hammond: We go through a lot of dish gloves.
- Sheila Hammond: Yeah, well, we kill a lot of people. And sometimes do dishes.
- Joel Hammond: I know. I just worry about our carbon footprint.
- Sheila Hammond: We do our part. You know what happens every time we kill someone? They drive less.
- Sheila Hammond: So I was thinking we could work somewhere else. There's an opening at Principal Residential.
- Joel Hammond: Chris and Christa's company? The woman threatened to fuck us with a strap-on!
- Sheila Hammond: Well, don't be sexist, Joel. If Elon Musk threatened to fuck us with a strap-on, you'd call it leadership.
- Joel Hammond: I don't think I would.
- Abby Hammond: There's a dead guy in our freezer, and they don't know how he got there. But I've ruled out suicide.