Happy! (TV Series)

Saint Nick (2017)

Joe Perrino: Pal Scaramucci

Quotes 

• Pal Scaramucci : Who's this?

  Nick Sax : Pal "Swipes" Scaramucci?

  Pal Scaramucci : No, you ain't, that's me.

  Nick Sax : Oh, boy. And they told me you were the smart one. All right, then, genius, see if you can follow this. Right now you're talking to the man who was hired to kill the Scaramucci brothers. Now, full confession, I am one lazy bastard. So the problem is, how do I get all you squirrely assholes together in one place? Solution, I call in a hit on that handsome son of a bitch Nick Sax.

  Pal Scaramucci : Oh, shit.

  Nick Sax : I gather all you together in one place, lined up.

  [entering from another room] 

  Nick Sax : Like a turkey shoot.

  [he kills the three brothers, then notices Mikey cowering nearby] 

  Nick Sax : That's funny. I contracted for three. Wait a minute. You're the baby brother, right? Look at you, all grown up, hands shaking, asshole flapping.