Young Sheldon (TV Series)

A Patch, a Modem, and a Zantac (2017)

Iain Armitage: Sheldon Cooper

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Quotes 

• Sheldon : Dad, can we afford a computer?

  George Sr. : You do my taxes. What do you think?

  Sheldon : [pause]  Never mind.

• Tam : Why weren't you at math class?

  Sheldon : That NASA guy treated me like a child, and I intend to prove him wrong.

  Tam : You *are* a child.

  Sheldon : Tread lightly, my friend.

• Tam : You know, sometimes you sound like a super villain.

  Sheldon : [excitedly high-pitched]  Silence!

  Tam : That'll be more effective after your voice changes.

  Sheldon : [Tam steps away. Sheldon sighs] 

  [deep voice] 

  Sheldon : Silence!

• Sheldon : Cheese and crackers!

  Sheldon : [voiceover]  I'm sorry you had to hear that.

• [Sheldon has been diagnosed with an ulcer] 

  Dr. Eberland : Has he been under some unusual stress lately?

  Sheldon : Yes. She won't take me to Radio Shack.

  George Sr. : Go wait outside.

  Sheldon : [to Dr. Eberland]  I've read some interesting research about treating ulcers with antimicrobials.

  George Sr. : Go!

  Sheldon : [leaving exam room]  And you're surprised I have an ulcer.

  George Sr. : I'm surprised I *don't* have one!

• George Sr. : Sheldon, get up.

  Sheldon : [Face buried in the couch]  What's the point?

  George Sr. : We're going to Houston.

  Sheldon : [Looks up]  Really?

  George Sr. : Yeah. You and me are gonna give those space monkeys a little talking' to.

  Sheldon : [Voiceover]  I often found my father to be a strange and puzzling man, but in that moment, I never loved him more.