The Good Place (TV Series)

Everything Is Bonzer! (2018)

Mike O'Malley: The Doorman

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• [first lines] 

  Michael : Hi, I'm Michael. You must be The Doorman.

  The Doorman : [points at his DOORMAN sign] 

  Michael : Ah. This is wild. I had no idea this was even here. So I have this ruling from The Judge. Heading on down to Earth to reverse the deaths of these four people. It's kind of tricky, you know? It starts up a new timeline, so there might be some ripple effects. But it's necessary for the experiment that we're doing there. So, how long's this trip take? Hope I don't get a middle seat.

  [snaps, chuckles] 

  The Doorman : Wow, I haven't heard a joke in 8,000 years. And I still haven't.

  [stamps his paperwork APPROVED] 

• The Doorman : Travel papers...

  Michael : Yeah. You know, The Judge said to use the same ones. Because I'm, uh, you know, visiting the same people. Oh, yeah, I almost forgot. I brought you a nice hot cup of antimatter.

  The Doorman : I usually only drink decaf antimatter.

  Michael : Ah.

  The Doorman : Eh, I'll take it. It's only 4:30. My shift doesn't end until 9 billion.