Young Sheldon (TV Series)

Potato Salad, a Broomstick, and Dad's Whiskey (2018)

Zoe Perry: Mary Cooper

Quotes 

• Mary : Well, I'm happy to report that my potato salad is once again the hit of the potluck.

  George Sr. : That's great, honey.

  Mary : I feel sorry for Pam Staples. No one's touching her potato salad.

  Sheldon : If you feel bad, then why are you smiling?

  Meemaw : 'Cause sometimes your mommy's a big ol' hypocrite.

• Mary : Why does the kitchen smell like whiskey?

  Sheldon : [points to Missy with an overly bandaged finger]  Ask her.

  Mary : [sees his bandage]  Oh, my Lord!

  Missy : [smirking]  Ask me what I did to Meemaw.

• Pastor Jeff : When we first started dating, everything was wonderful.

  Mary : That's when it is wonderful.

  Pastor Jeff : All the problems started when we got married.

  Mary : Well, marriage will do that to a relationship.

• Mary : You won't need it, but in the cupboard here, under the sink, is the fire extinguisher.

  Missy : That looks like fun.

  Mary : For *fires* only, and don't be starting any fires just so you can use it.

  Missy : [whispers to Sheldon]  It's like she can read my mind.