- Sheldon Cooper: Did you know the word chauffeur is French for 'stoker' because the first automobiles were steam powered and the driver had to stoke the engine?
- Meemaw: Right there. Why am I driving you to college when you already know everything?
- Meemaw: You better make a whole lot of money and take care of me when I'm old.
- Sheldon Cooper: I'm not interested in money. I'm interested in the pursuit of knowledge.
- Meemaw: That is the wrong thing to say to someone who is spending her Friday night as your chauffeur.
- Missy Cooper: Do you think we're stupid?
- Georgie Cooper: Sheldon's in college right now, and we can't figure out *your* homework. What do you think?
- Missy Cooper: Sometimes I tell myself I only look stupid because he's so smart.
- Georgie Cooper: [pause] Give me the book.