Young Sheldon (TV Series)

A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish (2018)

Annie Potts: Meemaw

Quotes 

• [Pastor Jeff is mediating a fight between Meemaw, Mary and their neighbor Brenda] 

  Pastor Jeff : Ladies! Do I need to remind you that we are Christians? In all our behavior, in all our actions, we must constantly ask ourselves the question: "What would Jesus do?"

  Meemaw : Can I say something?

  Pastor Jeff : Would Jesus say it?

  Meemaw : [pause]  Never mind.

• Mary Cooper : [When Meemaw comes home with a black eye]  Really, Mom? This is how you put out the fire?

  Meemaw : Well, at least she got the worst of it.

  George Cooper Sr. : How you figure that?

  Meemaw : I ripped a big patch of hair out of her head. This will be healed in a week. She will be wearing a hat until Labor Day.

  Missy Cooper : I wanna be just like you when I grow up!

  Mary Cooper : No, you don't!

  George Cooper Sr. : Pick again.