- Reporter: In the forbidden Egyptian city of Citrus, archaeologist Indiana Joan has violated the tomb of the god Fruitankhamun, unleashing a mystical lost fruit bastet of the pharao's. But that's going on in another film, 'Indiana Joan and the Temple of Prunes'. Don't you wish you were watching that? Anyway, back at our crummy movie...
- Nursery Crimes presenter: Mary had a little lamb, who's fleece was white as snow. And every where that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go. It followed her into a shop, which was a big mistake. The shop, it was a butchers. And the lamb became a steak.
- Narrator: Next week, Pzycho turns himself into a plank of wood and gets a job presenting Children's BBC TV programmes.