- Randall McHolland: Oh, hey, you know how Connie feels about fire tools inside the house.
- Joe Cruz: It'll only take a minute. I wanna connect a sledgehammer to a Halligan bar so one guy can set the Halligan into a doorjamb and bang it into place all by himself.
- Otis: Yeah, but those two things together are like 22 pounds.
- Joe Cruz: It's a tool for real men.
- Randall McHolland: I gotta say, it doesn't seem like it would work.
- Christopher Herrmann: And if it did, wouldn't somebody have invented it by now?
- Joe Cruz: Hey, no one invented the computer until Bill Gates came along.
- Otis: Bill Gates didn't... Anyway, that thing is hardly a computer.
- Joe Cruz: Nope, it isn't. It's a Slamigan.
- Christopher Herrmann: Say that again. What... What are you calling this thing?
- Joe Cruz: The Slamigan.
- Christopher Herrmann: We're gonna be rich.
- Joe Cruz: Who's "we"?
- Otis: Yeah, and when did "we" decide this was a good idea?
- Christopher Herrmann: When he named it The Slamigan.
- Joe Cruz: Okay.
- [hits the Halligan bar with the sledgehammer, but it disconnects]
- Otis: Slamigan indeed.
- Randall McHolland: It's all right. If at first you don't succeed...
- Christopher Herrmann: I know, I know. This is gonna work. You just need to add a real hinge on and you know, a steel plate.
- Joe Cruz: Yeah, I guess I could get the torch out and just braze something together real quick.
- Sylvie Brett: No, a brazed joint won't be strong enough. You wanna MIG weld it. I grew up on a farm. When the cultivator threw a shank, who do you think fixed it?
- Gabriela Dawson: Hey, Brett, can we run a little errand?
- Sylvie Brett: Sure.