Schitt's Creek (TV Series)

Pregnancy Test (2018)

Eugene Levy: Johnny Rose

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• Johnny Rose : Where did Alexis go?

  David Rose : She went out. She said there have been some big changes in her life.

  Johnny Rose : Yes, I should say so.

  David Rose : Why are you waving a thermometer in my face?

  Johnny Rose : It's a pregnancy test!

  David Rose : Ooh! What?

  Johnny Rose : There's a smiley face. So I assume that it's a positive result?

  Moira Rose : Are we sure that it's hers?

  Johnny Rose : Well, this test says that it's somebodys?

  David Rose : Come to think of it, I know that Alexis has been having a lot of ups and downs but I chalked that up to her personal life being a smoldering piece of shit!

  Johnny Rose : Someone needs to talk to her.

  David Rose : Don't look at me! I'm sure that she knows that it's a mistake?

  Moira Rose : I'll talk to her and tell her that SHE HAS NO RIGHT TO DUMP THIS PERSONAL AND FINANCIAL BURDEN ON US!

  Johnny Rose : Maybe I'll talk to her?

  Moira Rose : Now she'll have to move into one of those homes for unwed mothers!

  David Rose : Ooh, can you imagine?

  Johnny Rose : Moira, that's not going to happen!

  Moira Rose : I'm sure there are plenty of them on this side of the tracks! Let the nuns care for the little ones

  Johnny Rose : What Alexis needs now is to feel supported by her family!

  David Rose : I'll say it! I'm not in a space right now to be supportive of a baby!

  Johnny Rose : [Turning to David]  You know David I'm a little bit disappointed in you. You spend a lot of your time with Alexis. You could have done a better job of looking out for her!

  Johnny Rose : Okay! I'm sorry I'm not a condom!

  Moira Rose : [Screaming]  I knew something like this would happen. God help us all!

• Johnny Rose : Where did Alexis go?

  David Rose : She went out for a run. She said that she has big changes coming in her life.

  Johnny Rose : Yes, I should say so?

  David Rose : Why are you waving a thermometer in my face?

  Johnny Rose : It's a pregnancy test.

  David Rose : Ooh! What?

  Johnny Rose : It's a smiley face so I'm assuming it's a positive result?

  Moira Rose : Are we 100% sure that it's hers?

  Johnny Rose : Well, it's 100% sure it's somebodys!

  David Rose : Come to think of it Alexis has had some ups and downs but I chalked that up to her personal life is a steaming bowl of...

  David Rose : [Short pause]  Someone needs to talk to her!

  Moira Rose : I'll talk to her. Yes, I'll tell her that she has no right to put this financial and emotional burden ON US!

  Johnny Rose : Maybe I'll talk to her?

  Moira Rose : Now she'll have to move into one of those homes for unwed mothers?

  David Rose : Can you imagine?

  Johnny Rose : Moira that's not going to happen.

  Moira Rose : I'm sure there are those on this side of the tracks. Let the nuns care for the little ones!

  Johnny Rose : What Alexis needs now is to feel supported by her family.

  David Rose : Okay. I'll say it. I am not in a space right now to care for a baby.

  Johnny Rose : You know I'm disappointed in you David. You spend a lot of time with Alexis the least you could have done is do a better job of protecting her.

  David Rose : Okay! I'm sorry that I'm not a condom!

  Moira Rose : [Screaming at the top of her lungs]  I knew this would happen. God help us all!

• Alexis Rose : Dad, I've heard what you said but I think I can make it work.

  Moira Rose : What's happening?

  Alexis Rose : Dad's trying to get me to drop out of college.

  Johnny Rose : No that's not what was happening? I thought it was something else?

  Alexis Rose : What else?

  Moira Rose : Oh, he thought you were pregnant?

  Alexis Rose : What? Eww!

  Johnny Rose : We all thought that you were pregnant!

  Alexis Rose : Eww! That is so mean!

  Moira Rose : [as David walks into the room]  There you are! Where were you all night?

  David Rose : Out.side, I was outside!

  Johnny Rose : A little past curfew?

  Alexis Rose : Ooh, burn David!

  David Rose : I was just processing Alexis's situation.

  Johnny Rose : David Alexis isn't...

  Alexis Rose : It's okay dad! Have your fun now David because when the twins arrive I'm going to need your help.

  David Rose : That's a hard pass!

  Alexis Rose : You're going to be so busy with them David!

  David Rose : Your body, your problem!

  Johnny Rose : David, Alexis isn't pregnant!

  Alexis Rose : Just think of them as tiny little roommates whose tiny little poops you get to clean up!

  David Rose : Thanks! Thanks a lot!