Schitt's Creek (TV Series)
Pregnancy Test (2018)
Annie Murphy: Alexis Rose
Quotes
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Alexis Rose : Dad, I've heard what you said but I think I can make it work.
Moira Rose : What's happening?
Alexis Rose : Dad's trying to get me to drop out of college.
Johnny Rose : No that's not what was happening? I thought it was something else?
Alexis Rose : What else?
Moira Rose : Oh, he thought you were pregnant?
Alexis Rose : What? Eww!
Johnny Rose : We all thought that you were pregnant!
Alexis Rose : Eww! That is so mean!
Moira Rose : [as David walks into the room] There you are! Where were you all night?
David Rose : Out.side, I was outside!
Johnny Rose : A little past curfew?
Alexis Rose : Ooh, burn David!
David Rose : I was just processing Alexis's situation.
Johnny Rose : David Alexis isn't...
Alexis Rose : It's okay dad! Have your fun now David because when the twins arrive I'm going to need your help.
David Rose : That's a hard pass!
Alexis Rose : You're going to be so busy with them David!
David Rose : Your body, your problem!
Johnny Rose : David, Alexis isn't pregnant!
Alexis Rose : Just think of them as tiny little roommates whose tiny little poops you get to clean up!
David Rose : Thanks! Thanks a lot!