Family Guy (TV Series)
Veteran Guy (2018)
Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Ida Davis, Jim Henson
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Quotes
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Bailiff : Next case on the docket: The People vs. Ted 2.
Peter Griffin : Hey, come on, let's get out of here. Let's go, let's go.
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Peter Griffin : And I'm bisexual, like all members of the Coast Guard.
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Police Officer : You three are in violation of the Stolen Valor Act, which makes it a crime to pretend to be a veteran.
Peter Griffin : Oh, so suddenly it's a crime to break the law?
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Peter Griffin : Well, I'm off.
Lois Griffin : Oh Peter, I'm so worried. Where are they stationing you?
Peter Griffin : I can't tell you. That is on a knead-the-dough basis.
[scene flashes to a baker kneading dough where Peter then whispers the location in his ear]
Baker : Florida?
Peter Griffin : Shhh!
Baker : Hey, you be safe!
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Cleveland Brown : But what can we do? Quagmire was the only real soldier among us.
Peter Griffin : You're right. Compared to him we're about as useless as one of those automatic bathroom sinks.