In 1987, Reverend Ralph Wall hosts a shoddy Public Access "Talk Show" out of his basement. He invites Christian professor Philoneus Bonner to come and talk about the ways God affects us all. Choppily cut in-between talk segments is Reverend Ralph Wall playing guitar and singing an impromptu song. Reverend Ralph then invites charity worker Phillmore Deancan onto the program for he and Philoneus Bonner to chastise for apparently supporting Satan by organizing "anti-God" charities for sinners. The two make Phillmore "disappear" and close the program.