Criminal Minds (TV Series)
The Dance of Love (2018)
Joe Mantegna: David Rossi
Quotes
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David Rossi : Emily, you think I can take the next few days off, use some of my annual leave?
[Emily and Garcia stare at Rossi]
David Rossi : What?
Penelope Garcia : David Rossi? Time off?
Emily Prentiss : I think we've entered a parallel universe?
Penelope Garcia : [picks up Emily's stapler and hits herself with it] Ouch! No! This is actually happening
David Rossi : Okay, stop the theatrics! I've got a call this evening from Krystall
Penelope Garcia : Krystall? With the K and two L's?
Penelope Garcia : Wow, wait! What's happening? Did I miss something?
Emily Prentiss : Eh, she was Rossi's third ex-wife. She was a black-jack dealer in Las Vegas
David Rossi : And our love blossomed as so many of the great ones do over a deck of cards and lots of casino comped booze
Emily Prentiss : Now what happened? That sounds like a love for the ages
David Rossi : Once we sobered up, we had the marriage annulled
Penelope Garcia : Why did I not know about this? You know the rules: all gossips funnels through me!
Emily Prentiss : Oh, wait! It's get better: they got married in one of those drive-thru marriage chapels, right?
David Rossi : Yup, two blocks off the Strip. Our secret vows were officiated by an Elvis impersonator who might have been drunker than we were
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David Rossi : [closing quote] "No matter how far we travel, the memory will follow in the baggage car" - August Strindberg
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Wick Rollins : [On Garcia] She's quite the character. Is she always like this?
David Rossi : Luckily for us: yes!
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Penelope Garcia : [Rossi asked her for a background search] You will know what color his shoelaces are, you will know whether he's an innie or an outie. Bellybutton
David Rossi : Penelope, no! I just want a simple background check. I don't want you digging into every nook and cranny
Penelope Garcia : Oh, no, sir, that's where the bad stuff is you want to know about. That's what makes a nook a nook and a cranny a cranny. You gotta get
[Rossi raises his hands to stop her]
Penelope Garcia : Okay, I'll... I'll limit my search to a level one
David Rossi : Thank you. Call me if you find anything
Penelope Garcia : [Rossi walks away, Garcia mumbles to herself] Level two, max. Maybe 2 1/2
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David Rossi : You're positive?
Penelope Garcia : I am triple positive!
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Krystall Richards : It must be difficult being you: seeing the monsters out there the rest of us can't. Ever wish there's an off-switch to your superpowers?
David Rossi : All the time
Krystall Richards : Yeah, that's what I thought