- [Fletch is obsessed with finding a specific record to complete his vinyl collection]
- Jac Naylor: Look, if I can find this missing record, will you promise to give us all some peace and quiet?
- Adrian 'Fletch' Fletcher: [clasping Jac's head in his hands] If you can find this record, I will *kiss* you.
- [Jac looks alarmed and struggles out of Fletch's grasp]
- Jac Naylor: I was looking for a reward, not a potentially fatal encounter with your halitosis.