Elementary (TV Series)

Uncanny Valley of the Dolls (2018)

Lucy Liu: Dr. Joan Watson

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Quotes 

• Nina Hudgins : [as the voice of Skyler, the sex doll]  What's your favorite position?

  Sherlock Holmes : [Brief pause]  Lucena.

  Dr. Joan Watson : [Unpleased to see Skyler in the house]  The Lucena position is a chess thing, right? I'm guessing that Skyler does not get chess humor. Who changed her into sweats?

  Sherlock Holmes : I did. How would you have brought her home on the subway?

  Dr. Joan Watson : I don't think I would have. Doesn't she belong in evidence?

  Sherlock Holmes : The police decided there was no more physical evidence to be gleaned from her, so I requested that she be released into my custody.

  [Completely serious] 

  Sherlock Holmes : I didn't think her depths had been properly plumbed.

  Dr. Joan Watson : [Rolling her eyes]  Oh, gross.

  Sherlock Holmes : I'm referring to her memory storage.

• Dr. Joan Watson : [checking her phone]  Did you get this from Sherlock too? He's inviting us to a crime scene in Queens.

  Detective Marcus Bell : Gotta say, I'm kinda used to being the one who does the inviting. I guess I'm old fashioned that way.