iZombie (TV Series)
And He Shall Be a Good Man (2018)
Birkett Turton: Vampire Steve
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Quotes
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Vampire Steve : Dearly beloved, we are here to get through this thing called personalized wedding vows.
Officer Harris : Boo.
Dale Bozzio : They're really short.
[Crowd cheers]
Dale Bozzio : I, Dallas Anne Bozzio, promise to care for Clive Babineaux only in health because we'll be zombies, so we won't get sick.
[Crowd laughes]
Dale Bozzio : And... though we can't have kids, I will attempt to bring magic and a sense of wonder into our marriage. And if you're still missing kids, I'll let you spank me from time to time.
[More laughter]
Vampire Steve : That's beautiful. Clive?
Clive Babineaux : I, Clive Babineaux, promise... to spank you only until I hear the safe word.
[Dale giggles]
Clive Babineaux : Though for the life of me, I can't remember us having a safe word. I promise to never make you feel sad that I'll have to eat brains... and that I won't be a father. This is my choice. I... want to be your husband more than some entitled Minecraft-playing brat's dad.