- Chase Graves: What is this?
- Hobbs: It appears to be a full-length documentary film about the exploits of our prisoner Renegade.
- Paul Rudd: [Voice over on video] Liv Moore understood the stakes when she took over Seattle's largest human smuggling organization. She was there when her predecessor was executed. She resuscitated the organization when others believed Fillmore-Graves' attempt at intimidation had succeeded.
- Chase Graves: Is that Paul Rudd narrating?
- Hobbs: Yeah, sounds like it.
- Chase Graves: Paul Rudd, he's a good get.
- Vampire Steve: Dearly beloved, we are here to get through this thing called personalized wedding vows.
- Officer Harris: Boo.
- Dale Bozzio: They're really short.
- [Crowd cheers]
- Dale Bozzio: I, Dallas Anne Bozzio, promise to care for Clive Babineaux only in health because we'll be zombies, so we won't get sick.
- [Crowd laughes]
- Dale Bozzio: And... though we can't have kids, I will attempt to bring magic and a sense of wonder into our marriage. And if you're still missing kids, I'll let you spank me from time to time.
- [More laughter]
- Vampire Steve: That's beautiful. Clive?
- Clive Babineaux: I, Clive Babineaux, promise... to spank you only until I hear the safe word.
- [Dale giggles]
- Clive Babineaux: Though for the life of me, I can't remember us having a safe word. I promise to never make you feel sad that I'll have to eat brains... and that I won't be a father. This is my choice. I... want to be your husband more than some entitled Minecraft-playing brat's dad.
- Peyton Charles: If it doesn't work, they'll come after you.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Yeah. Well...
- Peyton Charles: I love you.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: I know.
- Peyton Charles: Oh, no, you didn't.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: I'm kidding, I love you, too. I love you mucho... I... I love you mucho grande. I love you like gangbusters. To infinity and beyond... I was doing Han Solo, I thought it would be charming.
- Peyton Charles: It was a little charming. I mean, I like the groveling afterwards better.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: I've got some good news for you. I can make you human.
- Olivia Moore: Are you serious?
- Ravi Chakrabarti: 100% serious... 80% certain it will work.
- Dale Bozzio: Maybe it's a sign. Maybe we should wait.
- Clive Babineaux: Ravi's phone call is a sign?
- Dale Bozzio: Yeah.
- Clive Babineaux: Didn't we talk about this all night?
- [Phone buzzes]
- Clive Babineaux: Ravi, again.
- Dale Bozzio: Waiting until marriage doesn't sound even a little bit sexy?
- [Clive sighs, Dale's phone rings]
- Dale Bozzio: Hello?
- [Turns to Clive]
- Dale Bozzio: It's God. He says we should wait.
- Peyton Charles: If they go through with this, they're gonna pay, Liv. I will make it my mission.
- Olivia Moore: Then they should be very afraid. We always said we were gonna make big names for ourselves. I guess we should've been more specific.
- Peyton Charles: What's the first thing you wanna do once you're human?
- Olivia Moore: Escape the city. Go somewhere where no one knows me. Never date, get fat.
- Enzo Lambert: Tell me the names of every conspirator of the Underground Railroad.
- Olivia Moore: Mangez mon short.