(2017 Video)

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Below average milking session
lor_4 April 2018
When Bree Mills and Barrett Blade first initiated their "Milking Table" series, I immediately assumed they had ventured into lactation porn. But instead this is a rather poor compilation of their website content focused, as always, on a modified Glory Hole format.

Regimented structure has the young prostitutes classified as masseuses, because for $200 a customer they go through the motions of Oiler cliches until quickly moving on to hand-job, then blow-job and then asking the poor slob to turn over on his stomach and stick his now erect dick through a hole in the Milking Table.

The five gals here are okay but unspectacular model/actresses, and they dutifully sit under the table to massage balls and suck cock until a modicum of spunk is emitted. That's about all there is to it, with the occasional twist.

For example here, Eric Masterson has a brief NonSex (and uncredited) cameo referring his pal to a massage parlor, where he fakes having some sexual problem in order to get serviced by alt-porn star Rachael Midori.

In general, these unimaginative vignettes suffer from the usual generic porn problem, though historians and feminists may be interested in the switcheroo -the male is the more objectified performer rather than the porn starlet for a change. That's because the starlet merely shows off her beauty and oral sex prowess, while in each scene the male is literally reduced to a disembodied cock once the below-table action commences. That is the connection to Glory Hole porn, where traditionally some unidentified cock or cocks stick through a hole in the wall to be handled by the heroines and somehow the tepid result is considered "erotic". Not.
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