Monday (II) (2018)

Bonnie Gayle Sparks: Alice

Quotes 

• Jim : Hey. What are you doing?

  Alice : I'm breaking up with you.

  Jim : Shit, why? Oh, what did I do now?

  Alice : It's not what you did, it's that... you don't do anything!

  Jim : What's that supposed to mean?

  Alice : I don't want to get into it, Jim.

  Jim : Alice, wait, wait a minute, we can talk about this? Look, be direct. I can handle it.

  Alice : You're irresponsible. Lazy with no professional prospects. You have no ambition whatsoever. All you do is smoke weed and play video games and watch movies and read comic books. You've no money. You have no sense of responsibility, no sense of style, and quite frankly, our sex life sucks!

  Jim : Alice, please, I asked you to be specific.

  Alice : You're 33 years old. Grow the fuck up. It's like... it's like you've given up on you! On us! I mean, when was the last time we went out for a nice dinner? And going to Arby's doesn't count!

  Jim : Well, it's not my fault they have the best coupons! Plus, we go out all the time!

  Alice : Name one instance in the past six months.

  Jim : There was that place with the Carpaccio. You had a whole bottle of wine. That was romantic.

  Alice : It was. It was romantic. It was also three years ago.

  Jim : Oh shit, really? Man. Time flies when you're in a relationship, doesn't it?

  Alice : Like a prison sentence.