Ami Enan: I believe that all forms of love are valid.
Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Eh?...
[He blushes as the realization of what Ami is implying dawns on him]
Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: No! I only came out here because Lupin was, you know...
Ami Enan: Two lovers on opposite sides of the law... sounds like something out of a story.
Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: [flustered] THAT'S NOT IT!
Arsene Lupin III: [laughs and flippantly blows kisses] I love ya, Pops!
Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Shut your face, you monkey-faced idiot!
Arsene Lupin III: [coquettishly clasping his hands together] Darling, forgive me! I never realized your feelings!
Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: [draws his gun] Damnit, I swear I WILL shoot you!
Arsene Lupin III: Don't wave that scary thing around like that! But if you're gonna point your OTHER piece at me, the one in your pants...
Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: What are you even saying, you imbecile?
Ami Enan: [to herself] They're certainly enjoying themselves...
Arsene Lupin III: Such thick sideburns...
Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Enough! Stop now! You'll pay for this, Lupin!