DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV Series)
Tender Is the Nate (2018)
Ramona Young: Mona Wu
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Quotes
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Mona Wu : Hey, Ava, hope I'm not too early.
Ava Sharpe : It's Director Sharpe. And you're not early, Mona. You're late.
Mona Wu : Oh, no, are you firing me? Why does this always happen?
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Mona Wu : I know that getting your boss locked in a prison isn't the best way to start a job, so if it comes to it, I'd like you to eat me first.
Ava Sharpe : No one's eating anyone, Mona, but when we get out of here, we do have to talk about your continued employment at the Bureau.
Mona Wu : Wait, no, no, no, you can't fire me.
Ava Sharpe : Give me one good reason why.
Mona Wu : Okay. Okay. I was gonna save this for upstairs, but...
[retrieving the birthday cake Sara brought]
Mona Wu : ...surprise!
[singing]
Ava Sharpe : Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to...
[seeing Ava's look, she trails off]
Mona Wu : This isn't making things better, is it?
Nora Darhk : No, it's fantastic. Keep going.
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Ava Sharpe : And that's when I found out I was from the future.
Mona Wu : Whoa, the future.
Ava Sharpe : Yep. It was all fake: my parents, my memories, growing up in Fresno.
Nora Darhk : Still better than spending your childhood with the Order of the Shrouded Compass.
Mona Wu : Is that like the Sisterhood of Traveling Pants?
Nora Darhk : Even worse. Death cult. And before that, I just moved around from one mental institution to the next.
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Mona Wu : I finally find a job where I can use my skills...
Ava Sharpe : Debatable.
Mona Wu : And I blow it in the first week. Guess I'm stuck doing my fallback plan, going back to law school. At least Yale wants me.
Ava Sharpe : Wait, wait, that's the fallback plan? Law school? What are you even doing here?
Mona Wu : This is my dream job. It's my mom who wants me to be a lawyer.
Nora Darhk : No, you can't give in to what your parents want. That's what I did, and look how that ended.
Ava Sharpe : Okay, you're not gonna take life advice from Nora Darhk, right? That's rich. You should listen to your parents. Think about your future.
Nora Darhk : Oh, easy for you to say. At least you had a future. When I was a kid, my dad convinced me to be a demon vessel.
Ava Sharpe : You think it was easy for me? At least you got to be a kid. Try being a clone from 2213, okay? The only taste of childhood I've ever had was almost being killed by a shtriga at summer camp.
Mona Wu : Wow, okay, I need to hear your entire life stories right now.
Ava Sharpe , Nora Darhk : No!