Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV Series)

Fear and Loathing on the Planet of Kitson (2019)

Iain De Caestecker: Leo Fitz

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• Leo Fitz : How did you do that?

  Enoch : It had been over 30 rotations since the marker last landed on the Beast of Clovers. My computations had the precise odds of occurring on that spin as...

  Leo Fitz : You're an advanced computer.

  Enoch : That feels reductive.

  Leo Fitz : No. Nope, not reductive. This is exciting. You can win us the money.

  Enoch : It was unwise for me to have gambled. The rules are quite clear on synthetic beings.

  Leo Fitz : Hey, hey. That's what best friends are for. Think about it - for breaking the rules, putting it all on the line.

  Enoch : I am aware of instances where best friends have committed lawless acts together.

  Leo Fitz : Exactly.

  Enoch : Even murder.

  Leo Fitz : What? No. That's. That's, um... that's not a really worrying thing to have said. Why don't we just stick to gambling?

• Enoch : I must admit that this journey together, from the moment our ship was attacked until now, barring perhaps that one incident with the MazTats, has been quite stimulating and informative.

  Leo Fitz : Are you seriously trying to tell me that you're having fun?

  Enoch : It would seem that, yes, I am having a facsimile of what you would call "fun." And Fitz...

  Leo Fitz : Yes, Enoch?

  Enoch : I think, during this past year, you have become on what one would call my best friend. Is it safe to assume you feel the same?

  Leo Fitz : Do you want to know how I feel? I feel like we are Xandarian snails. Keep moving, but we're not getting anywhere. We need money to get off this planet, and all we have is this - one lousy chip.

• Enoch : Why do I exist? I am nothing. I'm a speck of dust in the infinite.

  Leo Fitz : Okay, Enoch...

  Enoch : An afterthought in the worm-ridden mind of the black void.

  Leo Fitz : Okay. I'm gonna need you to spark up. So you take a break from being infinite nothing and do that for me?

  Enoch : Why would I do anything when there is no purpose? We will all soon be dust and rust.

  Leo Fitz : 'Cause you're my best-friend. Remember? That's your purpose.

  Enoch : You're bluffing.

  Leo Fitz : No. I'm not. I can't believe I'm saying this, because you are...

  Enoch : Chronicom. Decommissioned.

  Leo Fitz : Gonna say a massive pain in the ass, but... You've grown on me. So, yeah. You are my best friend.

  Enoch : For you, my best friend, I would do anything.

• Leo Fitz : As far I can tell, that's where the big fish are playing.

  Enoch : The table appears to be populated with degenerates and outlaws. It shall be an honor to join their ranks.

  Leo Fitz : That depends on your poker face.

  Enoch : I'm afraid this is the only face I have available.

• Leo Fitz : Wait. Hey. I don't think you want to go in on this one.

  Enoch : Not to worry. We are in good standing. Also, I have have found a like-minded friend to join in our adventures.

  Leo Fitz : Oh, he's not our friend.

  Enoch : Certainly not with that attitude.

• Enoch : What are you doing?

  Leo Fitz : I'm rebooting you.

  Enoch : I am not comfortable with this level of intimacy, even with my best friend.

  Leo Fitz : Well, you shouldn't set off a bloody air-raid alarm, should you?

  Enoch : Whoops.

  Leo Fitz : Whoops? What's whoops?

  Enoch : That noise you refer to as an air-raid alarm, it is in fact a remote override of my system.

  Leo Fitz : Something did that to you?

  Enoch : Not a thing. A Chronicom. I fear we are in great danger.

  Leo Fitz : I'm pretty sure Chronicoms are the least of our worries.

  Enoch : You are unaware of the varietals of Chronicoms. I, for instance, am an anthropologist. My primary functions are intended for research and sensual gratification.

  Leo Fitz : Moving swiftly on the type of ones that are coming here.

  Enoch : Those would be hunters.

• Leo Fitz : Hey! How'd you make it through?

  Enoch : I am not a robot, droid, mech, cyborg, or synth. I am a Chronicom. I was designed with internal mechanisms that mask my non-organic structure and mimic human biological function. I can easily fool any scanner.

• Leo Fitz : You lost everything.

  Enoch : He intentionally deceived me.

  Leo Fitz : It's called bluffing. You should now. You do it all the time.

  Enoch : I most certainly do not.

  Leo Fitz : You're a robot pretending to be a human. That's bluffing.

  Enoch : I am not a robot.

  Leo Fitz : Chronicom. Whatever.

  Enoch : Where you bluffing when you said I was your best friend?

  Leo Fitz : What does it matter?

  Enoch : I have disappointed you, and we may be, as they say, down on our luck, but there are other ways to earn money.

• Enoch : One chip is all we may need. I am well-versed in over 10,000 intergalactic games of chance, certain of which are being played in this casino.

  Leo Fitz : And you're just telling me that now? Which games are you good at?

  Enoch : Apparently... none. I have no experiential knowledge. I have only been an observer.