Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV Series)
Collision Course (Part I) (2019)
Jeff Ward: Deke Shaw
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Quotes
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Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie : H-Here's the deal. You go on this mission and I stay quiet about why I became a shareholder.
Deke Shaw : You didn't think I was serious about that, did you?
Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie : You're damn right I did. 2% of your company and I keep my mouth shut about what I saw inside your virtual perv world.
Deke Shaw : Okay, Mack. I-I hate to disappoint you, but what you saw was just a design glitch.
Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie : Okay, well, I guess you don't mind me showing her.
Deke Shaw : Oh, well, you know, I could probably just do you a favor, though. I-I-I, you know - I-I'll go.
Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie : No, that's okay. I'll find someone else.
Deke Shaw : No, no, no. No! I'll give you 5% of my company.
Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie : 10% and stop stealing S.H.I.E.L.D. tech.
Deke Shaw : This is... extortion, and it's... not cool.
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Deke Shaw : Doesn't anyone knock? Geez! It's - It's - It's not what it looks like.
Melinda May : You have a hickey.
Deke Shaw : Okay, it's a *little* what it looks like.
Daisy 'Skye' Johnson : And I need bleach for my eyes.
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Deke Shaw : I'm so sorry I tied you up.
Snowflake : He left me.
Deke Shaw : I know. I know. I-It's okay, Snow, because I'm still here, and we just - we got to find the bomb, so where is it, Snow?
Snowflake : I don't know.
Daisy 'Skye' Johnson : Wait, who was driving when he was back here?
Snowflake : He turned on the auto-drive. You can't turn it off or slow the truck down. It was made to be a bomb-delivery service device. It's locked onto her tower.
Daisy 'Skye' Johnson : We can't quake our way out because it might set it off.
Deke Shaw : Great! So we're in a truck that we can't stop a bomb that we can't find with a girl who can't quake, and I gave up 10% of my company for the experience!
Melinda May : Shut up and start searching.