- Dylan Marshall: Anyway I just want to talk to her and she won't return my calls.
- Phil Dunphy: She's ghosting you?
- Dylan Marshall: For an older dude you always kept up with the lingo.
- Phil Dunphy: Word. Ah I'm sorry man. You're a good guy, you deserve better than being ghosted. I'll talk to her.
- Dylan Marshall: You'd do that for me?
- Phil Dunphy: Yeah I'll throw her a gab, you stab me?
- Dylan Marshall: Huh?
- Phil Dunphy: Darn it I think Luke's messing with me.
- Manny Delgado: Okay, for this next scene, Sherry will play a famous person.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Lou Diamond Phillips!
- Manny Delgado: Excellent. And, Jay, I need an occupation.
- Jay Pritchett: I agree.