Legacies (TV Series)
Mombie Dearest (2018)
Matthew Davis: Alaric Saltzman
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Quotes
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Alaric Saltzman : Okay, let's talk. Who are you? What do you want?
Jo Laughlin : I'm Josette Laughlin, almost Saltzman.
Alaric Saltzman : No, Jo Laughlin is dead.
Josie Saltzman : I'm well aware. It's not everyday you get murdered at your shotgun wedding.
Alaric Saltzman : Okay, what's the last thing you remember?
Jo Laughlin : Morning sickness. My dress. Our vows. My psychopath twin brother with a very large knife. And then...
[shakes her head]
Jo Laughlin : nothing. How long ago was that? You look a little... seasoned.
Alaric Saltzman : About sixteen years ago.
Jo Laughlin : [shocked] Sixteen years.
[exhales]
Jo Laughlin : I don't know what to say. How are you? How are you d...?
Alaric Saltzman : Oh, just cut the... Just drop the act, okay?
Jo Laughlin : It's not an act, Ric. This is Mystic Falls. I'm not exactly the first person to be brought back from the dead.
Alaric Saltzman : Yeah, well, things have gotten a little complicated around here lately.
[there's a knock on the door]
Lizzie Saltzman : Uh, Dad? Why is your door locked?
Jo Laughlin : "Dad"?
Josie Saltzman : And when were you gonna tell us that Mom wasn't coming back?
Alaric Saltzman : I was about to.
[has his hand over Jo's mouth]
Alaric Saltzman : There - There's a strike at the airport in Mozambique.
Lizzie Saltzman : She couldn't compel a pilot and hop on a private jet?
Alaric Saltzman : She'll explain everything later, okay? But right now I need you to go, because I am wrapping your presents!
Josie Saltzman : No, you're not. You're lying through your teeth!
Alaric Saltzman : [Lizzie and Josie place their palms against the door to siphon magic, they chant, and as the door flies open:] Oh...
Lizzie Saltzman : Who's this trollop?
Jo Laughlin : [whispers softly] Oh, my God...
Alaric Saltzman : I need you to leave right now.
Jo Laughlin : I'm sorry.
[looks at them:]
Jo Laughlin : How old are you?
Josie Saltzman , Lizzie Saltzman : Sixteen.
Josie Saltzman : Today.
Lizzie Saltzman : It's our birthday.