- Colin Robinson: [Mocking vampires' aversion to sunlight] The vampires are always like, ooh, I'm a vampire! I'm immortal! I'm.. Whatever! Well..ok. How 'bout if, uh, you go be immortal at brunch?
- Laszlo Cravensworth: [Laszlo running past Nadja, Nandor and Guillermo COVERED in Cats attacking his back, arms and chest he ironically rescued from the Animal Shelter] oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh..
- Nandor: Still no thank you ?
- [Yelling at the cat covered Laszlo whom the three rescued from the Shelter]
- Laszlo Cravensworth: Release your claws, you ungrateful bastards.