The Good Place (TV Series)
Chidi Sees the Time-Knife (2019)
Maya Rudolph: Judge
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Quotes
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Michael : Life now is so complicated, it's impossible for anyone to be good enough for the Good Place. I know you don't like to learn too much about life on Earth to remain impartial, but these days just buying a tomato at a grocery store means that you are unwittingly supporting toxic pesticides, exploiting labor, contributing to global warming. Humans think that they're making one choice, but they're actually making dozens of choices they don't even know they're making.
Judge : Your big revelation is life is complicated? That's not a revelation. That's a divorced woman's throw pillow.
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Judge : Hey, do you guys know a good place where I can get Mexican food? Oh! Mexico. Duh.
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Eleanor Shellstrop : There's this chicken sandwich that if you eat it, it means you hate gay people. And it's delicious!
Judge : It is! It is so good!
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Judge : [returning from her visit to earth] Sheesh. Earth is a mess, y'all. Woof! Also, I guess I'm black? And they do not like black ladies down there. Crap, y'all.
