- Sergeant Maaka: [about a possible vampire] Did he Glamour you?
- Officer Minogue: Like it was a glamorous makeover?
- Officer O'Leary: No, not on my watch.
- Sergeant Maaka: No, no, "glamouring" is a hypnotic form of sorcery or spell. It's a power that's innate in vampires. They can use it to charm people, or even erase your memory.
- Officer Minogue: Nah, I'd remember something like that.
- Officer Minogue: It's the police. We have pepper spray.
- Officer O'Leary: Pepper spray? That's body spray, Minogue.
- Officer Minogue: ...We have body spray. It smells bad.
- Officer Minogue: I could never read this handwriting.
- Officer O'Leary: Minogue, that's *your* handwriting.
- Officer Minogue: Well, I know that. I can tell, because I can't read it.
- Nick: Just cause I'm a brown vampire walking through a cemetery on a Monday night with a bag of blood... like, 18 bags of blood, I get pulled over. You know, this is just discrimination because I'm not a white vampire, I guess. So, if you guys are watching this, #BatLivesMatter.
- Alexandr: It's fine to just take the blood from a human person. That's all fair game. But stealing from a hospital? No way. They need that for emergencies.
- Sergeant Maaka: Do you know of the Japanese tales of the Yokai?
- [MInogue and O'Leary shake their heads]
- Sergeant Maaka: Spirits, or demons, sometimes vengeful. They take the form of people, animals, even inanimate objects. I'm taking about scary umbrellas, possessed futons.
- Officer Minogue: Mate, do you know if blood is combustible?
- Nick: What?
- Officer Minogue: Well, what I mean by that is, is it possible that the 19 bags of blood exploded into smithereens, and then would those smithereens then be naked to the human eye?
- Officer Minogue: What are you actually doing hanging around in a cemetery at this time of night?
- Romantic Goth: We're just, like, rejecting normal society and stuff,