For starters, there is just no way that the mossy piano abandoned in the woods would be tuned. Decent main storyline and resolution. The side plots are going down a weird rabbit hole.
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The sanctuary
Calicodreamin31 December 2021
Scumbag Lauren???? Scumbag Lauren???!!!!
wandernn1-81-68327412 September 2020
Warning: Spoilers
Oh I remember this one... the PIANO IN THE WOODS. Who puts a piano out in the woods in the open??? Scumbag Lauren stumbles upon this.... The Piano player, a woman is blind so she can't see that scumbag Lauren is not VICTOR, who she is calling out for. Victor is apparently lying dead in a big fancy chair which is also not meant for the outdoors.
-1 Star for this opening sequence....so oddly lame a Piano being played outside in the middle of the forest....
Studmuffin Frank wakes up in a good mood and the whole crew now is out at the Piano crime scene. FRank even tells them not to mention the Piano in the report. Because the Piano being out in the woods is just dumb.
CORA confronts Sabine at the ELDORADO. CORA has figured out that Sabine is the leaders of the Children of ARDOINA.
And the scumbag Mayor, he makes up with Leia at Miriams grave. Now why is this graveyard in the middle of the WOODS??? And Big Daddy Steiner he's there too, and scumbag Mayor he threatens RUIN on Big Daddy Steiner if he ever comes near Miriam's grave again or says Miriam's name. Oooo tough guy scumbag MAYOR!
And back to the PIANO in the woods, blind CHASTAIN is playing the piano when some dork named HUGO shows up to listen. I guess blind CHASTAIN goes missing at that point and her disappearance is reported to scumbag Lauren. So the crew goes out to investigate.
LOL.. so they track HUGO to SOME other unusual structure out in the WOODS. Of course they are running their SIREN so everyone in the WOODS is alerted that they are coming. Scumbag Lauren goes rushing in alone, even tho NOUNOURS warned her how vulnerable they were just rushing in blind.
-1 Star for running their SIREN and scumbag Lauren just rushing in blind and without backup....
But Nounours shoots the dude and Chastain is saved. All is well. Except that scumbag Lauren is out on the WOODS again searching for the place she was held captive. But now, NOUNOURS IS for some reason out in the WOODS as well...to help scumbag Lauren in her search.
Oh, and CORA manages to single handedly convince whatever dude's name who infiltrated the STeiners at the quarry to help her release ROMAN.
AND at the end of the ep. scumbag LAUREN and NOUNOURS fall right into the LAIR OF CERUNOS!!! IN THE WOODS!!!
Okay to me this show is getting more and more illogical as it goes on. 3/10
-1 Star for this opening sequence....so oddly lame a Piano being played outside in the middle of the forest....
Studmuffin Frank wakes up in a good mood and the whole crew now is out at the Piano crime scene. FRank even tells them not to mention the Piano in the report. Because the Piano being out in the woods is just dumb.
CORA confronts Sabine at the ELDORADO. CORA has figured out that Sabine is the leaders of the Children of ARDOINA.
And the scumbag Mayor, he makes up with Leia at Miriams grave. Now why is this graveyard in the middle of the WOODS??? And Big Daddy Steiner he's there too, and scumbag Mayor he threatens RUIN on Big Daddy Steiner if he ever comes near Miriam's grave again or says Miriam's name. Oooo tough guy scumbag MAYOR!
And back to the PIANO in the woods, blind CHASTAIN is playing the piano when some dork named HUGO shows up to listen. I guess blind CHASTAIN goes missing at that point and her disappearance is reported to scumbag Lauren. So the crew goes out to investigate.
LOL.. so they track HUGO to SOME other unusual structure out in the WOODS. Of course they are running their SIREN so everyone in the WOODS is alerted that they are coming. Scumbag Lauren goes rushing in alone, even tho NOUNOURS warned her how vulnerable they were just rushing in blind.
-1 Star for running their SIREN and scumbag Lauren just rushing in blind and without backup....
But Nounours shoots the dude and Chastain is saved. All is well. Except that scumbag Lauren is out on the WOODS again searching for the place she was held captive. But now, NOUNOURS IS for some reason out in the WOODS as well...to help scumbag Lauren in her search.
Oh, and CORA manages to single handedly convince whatever dude's name who infiltrated the STeiners at the quarry to help her release ROMAN.
AND at the end of the ep. scumbag LAUREN and NOUNOURS fall right into the LAIR OF CERUNOS!!! IN THE WOODS!!!
Okay to me this show is getting more and more illogical as it goes on. 3/10
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