- Reggie Mantle: I saw it with my own two eyes!
- Jughead Jones: Which are right in the middle of his own two faces.
- [chuckles]
- Veronica Lodge: [about Jughead] Doesn't he know you musn't talk with your mouth full?
- Reggie Mantle: Big deal, he's been talking with his head empty for years.
- [laughs]