The Goldbergs (TV Series)

Mister Knifey-Hands (2018)

Sean Giambrone: Adam Goldberg

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• Beverly Goldberg : It's those damn Gearys again! They mixed in with our baby! The chutzpah!

  Murray Goldberg : Those stinkin' hippies! They don't follow the rules of society.

  Adam Goldberg : Really? You guys are that threatened by them just because they're better parents than you in every way?

  Beverly Goldberg : Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat did you just say?

  Adam Goldberg : Not in *every* way! I meant most ways, some ways! One way?

  Beverly Goldberg : Those Gearys are gonna get a crash course in real parenting from the Goldbergs.

• Adam Goldberg : Look! They have hay rides! Hay makes everything better!

  Beverly Goldberg : Tell that to Rachel Hublitz's nephew who went on a hay ride and the open-air wagon turned over. They had to saw him out of the wreckage and they accidentally cut the poor boy in half. Now he's just a torso and has to ride a special medical skateboard to his job at the DMV.

• Adam Goldberg : Okay, so, I narrowed it down to these 29 horror movies.

  Jackie Geary : I think all we need is one. "Nightmare on Elm Street."

  Adam Goldberg : Yeah, I'm not so sure. Something about Freddy Krueger creeps me out. It could be the face or the claws or the whole fall-asleep-and-you-die concept.

  Jackie Geary : Oh, don't worry. I'll protect you.

  Beverly Goldberg : No. That's my job! And you know my number one rule: No scary movies.

  Adam Goldberg : That's the thing, it's *not* scary. "Elm Street" is a very charming rom-com.

  Beverly Goldberg : "High school friends slaughtered in their sleep by the predatory monster of their shared nightmares"?

  Adam Goldberg : Gah! What's the worst that can happen?

  Beverly Goldberg : I don't know. Why don't you ask Joyce Dimarco's son Anthony. He didn't sleep for three years after watching "The Exorcist", so his body never grew. Well, now he's a 4'7" adult man who needs a special stool to use a sink!