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6/10
now I'm a land man ... action
ferguson-67 March 2024
Greetings again from the darkness. Life in west Texas can be harsh. There is nothing romantic or picturesque about the land ... unless you are one of the lucky land/lease owners who have become rich by striking oil. Complementing his long career in the art departments of some massive blockbusters, Mark Lambert Bristol directs his second feature film from a script Julie B Denny, adapted from the 1999 novel "Chocolate Lizards" by Cole Thompson.

Former Harvard student Erwin Vandeveer (Rudy Pankow, who I also saw in 5 LBS OF PRESSURE this week) has just gotten his big break as an actor. He hits the road for the drive from Los Angeles to New Orleans, and is awed by having his name on a set trailer. Now, we've all had some jerk ruin the moment during a movie by checking a cell phone, but you've never seen it happen to the extreme that Erwin experiences when his goes off during his first scene. It's funny for us and devastating for him. On the trip home (after being fired from the movie), his Saab breaks down in Buffalo Gap, Texas. At the local diner run by Faye (Carrie-Anne Moss of THE MATRIX fame), oil driller Merle (Thomas Haden Church, SIDEWAYS, 2004) makes a deal with the desperate Erwin: Use his acting skills to impersonate a land man, and Merle will pay for the car repairs.

Erwin soon realizes Merle is every bit as desperate as he is. The bank is ready to foreclose on his rig, sending him into bankruptcy. His window is narrow to save his business, way of life, and pride. An unconventional (and not altogether above-board) collaboration with Erwin, is Merle's last hope, as is a plot of land owned by local old codger Scheermeyer (Bruce Dern, at age 88, his 65 year career is still going strong). The age-old battle of the 'little guy' taking on the big and corrupt system is at play here, and the clock is ticking.

Most of this is easily predictable, yet the three lead actors work their magic to ensure we remain on board and engaged. Thomas Haden Church is especially effective here, though we do wish Carrie-Anne Moss was given more to do. The ending is pretty hokey, and has a "sports movie" feel ... you know, last second Touchdown, game winning Home Run, or buzzer-beater basket. Still, we all can appreciate a feel-good story, and a reminder that when folks are at their lowest point, sometimes it only takes a helping hand from a neighbor, or even a stranger, to pick them back up.

In theaters beginning March 8, 2024.
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7/10
Feel Good Movie
stevendbeard10 March 2024
Warning: Spoilers
I saw Accidental Texan, starring Thomas Haden Church-the Spider_Man movies, The Peanut Butter Falcon; Rudy Pankow-Outer Banks_tv, Uncharted; Carrie_Anne Moss-the Matrix movies, Models Inc._tv and Bruce Dern-The Peanut Butter Falcon.

This is one of those feel good movies. You know the kind, that even though you know how it's going to end, you still feel good. Rudy plays an actor that gets his first big break to be in a movie that is filming in Louisiana, but messes it up and gets fired. When he is driving back to California through Texas, his car breaks down. He walks to the nearest town and meets Thomas at a cafe run by Carrie_Anne. Since Rudy only has about $40 to his name, Thomas offers to get his car fixed for him if Rudy will help him out on a job. The job is working on an oil rig. Of course, Rudy doesn't know anything about drilling for oil but he is an actor and that's what Thomas really needs-Rudy to act like he knows what he is doing, to fool certain people. Thomas is on a deadline to hit oil or he will loose everything he owns. Bruce plays an old farmer that owns a prime spot for drilling that everyone wants to drill on, but he doesn't want to lease his land out-he is a stubborn old coot. The movie was filmed in Texas and there is a nice little tip of the hat to Whataburger.

It's rated PG-13 for violence and language and has a running time of 1 hour & 44 minutes.

It's not one that I would buy on DVD-once was enough-but it would be alright to stream.
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8/10
A nostalgia tale saved by underdogs
malmevik7710 March 2024
Accidental Texan

A film set in the middle of ranch country, Texas, Accidental Texan stars Erwin, an aspiring actor who blew an audition in New Orleans in such an hysterical, ridiculous fashion that I couldn't stop laughing. Since the rest of the film tries to be much more serious, I'm not sure what was up with that zany beginning.

On the way back to Hollywood, still dressed in his costume and outfitted with his special effects rig, Erwin's Prius breaks down in Buffalo Gap, a city of about 10 people it seems. The auto repair guy tries to take advantage of our city boy, but is saved by a roughneck, Merle, whose oil drilling business is on the edge of collapse.

The film then goes into serious mode as Merle and Erwin go on a mission to save the business by trying to find oil before an evil tycoon and his lackey bankers do. The villainy is so cartoony it's ridiculous, but I still enjoyed their work to save Merle's business.

Erwin is more than an accidental Texan; he becomes an accidental son-figure, to Merle's father-figure, as they go about mending their own pain with as little emotion as possible. Carrie-Anne Moss, as Faye the waitress, reminds the pair that the emotions are there, and she uses that power to help save the day. Instead of waving money at people, she brings them together for a common goal that inspires feelings of nostalgia that lead to a new future.

It's so Hallmark channel it's not even funny, but I still enjoyed it. There's a gun battle, a stampede of cows, hard drinking, and a loyal roughneck crew that love rampaging through the environment looking for oil to make money. It's the daydream of every Red state Republican thinking about the good ole days that never actually existed. Family values are explored and admired. Making money, at any cost, is only trumped by a small business underdog, trying to do the same thing.

But, I'll say it again, I enjoyed it. It is a shame that folks with ranches or farms from before the twentieth century are losing their livelihood due to technicalities on leases, or a reduction in demand in farm products causing foreclosures. It was fun to see people beat "the man", even though it's fiction.
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10/10
What great about West Texas people?
joelblaylock11 March 2024
Hats off to Brad Leland for his great performance

A great movie about a great part of Texas

The true heart and soul of these people.

Rough necks unite !

We all need help getting back on our feet!

The people of West Texas will help you find hour heart soul- once again!!

Its truly a different part of Texas!

Go there and see for yourself!!

It shows how a movie made in texasTexas

can really be fun and exciting.

Bruce Derrn. Excellent in this

Dont miss this great example of whats its like to be down on your luck- and to trust other people to help you find your way!

Dont miss your chance to see a totally different world in a new light!
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9/10
Delightful and Fun
laurie-5479610 March 2024
As a West Texas girl, I knew I had to see this picture and so very glad I did! The cinematography was beautiful, the storyline refreshing (clean, funny at times, touching at others), acting was wonderful, music was incredible. I enjoyed every minute of this feel-good, kind of old-fashioned film where the audience roots for the good guys who aren't perfect, but earn our concern and care.

Sure, the "bad" guys and their ploys are a bit melodramatic but that's what makes this type of film fun. The good guys are a bit flawed and that's what makes us relate to them and like them. It's a new twist on the fish out of water theme, but I never anticipated what would happen next like we do in so many movies today. And what's a movie about Texas without an homage to Whataburger?

Highly recommend (both the film and Whataburger!).
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10/10
Loved it!
jhjhbrown10 March 2024
Thomas Haden Church has been a favorite of mine since Wings, and he didn't disappoint in Accidental Texan! This movie shines with witty banter, heartfelt character stories, and great west Texas scenery. What's not to love about good old fashioned story telling? Rudy Pankow delivers the audience a tale of a young man trying to forge his own path is life, but realizes sometimes we need a little help from friends we meet along the way. We don't always realize who is going to go from being a casual acquaintance to a family we didn't know we always needed. A+ writing with wonderful acting and good cinematography!
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10/10
Drill baby drill
semoabravo26 April 2024
A "normal" movie, like it used to be all movies before this crazy times that we live these days...about what is really important: life as it is, good or bad, there's always a chance if you are still breathing. God bless!

It's a shame that today's films diverge so drastically, essentially serving as propaganda to push the big movie companies' social-political agenda.

Of course, anyone who signs up to Netflix, Disney+, and other background noise will find a thousand "problems" with this film, beginning with the subject, actor selection, and orthodox message portrayed. Let's be honest, there are no longer any decent films, with only one kid of good Hollywood production movie released each year... so let's be grateful that there are still "normal" films like this one. Don't look outside the box when watching this film, as its values remain within it.
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10/10
👍👍
randmishvidez24 April 2024
Personally I loved it. Thomas Hayden Church was great in this film and perfect for the role. I read the book also several years ago. In the book Luskey and the gang bribe the old man with booze and a prostitute, that scene would have been classic with Bruce Dern 😂.

The book is set in Abilene, the movie in Buffalo Gap which is only about 8 miles to the south, both are in Taylor County which the movie stayed true to. I'm glad a few of the shots were filmed in Abilene, got to have a little West Texas and the Big Country included in this film.

Like I said I loved it and really enjoyed this film, I missed it in theaters and I was skeptical because of the negative reviews, but in my opinion it's a lot better of a movie than the critics gave it credit for. If you like feel good movies that are fun this is for you.
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