Karan Soni: Pavitr Prabhakar
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Quotes
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Miles Morales : I love chai tea.
Spider-Man India : What did you just say? Chai tea? Chai means "tea", bro! You are saying "tea tea"! Would I ask you for a "coffee coffee" with room for "cream cream"?
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Spot : I'm on a journey of self-improvement!
Spider-Man India : And you came to India. That's a Western culture cliché. Don't "Eat, Pray, Love" me, bro!
Spot : No, no, no, no! I did not mean it like that.
Spider-Man India : Now, lemme guess: you're gonna ask about saffron and cardamom, and naan bread, which is the same as saying bread bread, which is the same as saying chai tea!
Spot : Oh, I love chai tea.
Spider-Man India : NO!
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Spider-Man India : And to top it off, I live in the best possible Spider-Man city, Mumbattan. Quick tour. This is where the traffic is, this is where the traffic is, this is also where the traffic is, there's traffic here too. And this is where the British stole all of our stuff!
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Spider-Man India : My name is Pavitr Prabhakar, and for the past six months...
Miles Morales : Six? And even *he* gets a watch?
Gwen Stacy : Yeah, uh...
Spider-Man India : Being Spider-Man is so easy! I wake up, skip the workout 'cause I'm naturally buff and I don't wanna get too big, y'know? Do almost nothing with my amazing hair...
Miles Morales : You don't use any product at all?
Spider-Man India : Just coconut oil, prayer, some genetics. Then I swing by school, don't really have to try, but I do anyway. Fight a few bad guys, feed a few stray dogs, quick break for a cup of chai with my Maya Auntie...
Miles Morales : I love chai tea.
Spider-Man India : [shocked] What did you just say? "Chai tea"? Chai means tea, bro!
Miles Morales : Oh. Oh, um...
Spider-Man India : You're saying tea tea! Would I ask you for a coffee coffee with room for cream cream?
Miles Morales : I'm sorr- sorry. I'm sorry! I'm so sorry.
Spider-Man India : Then I hang out with my girlfriend, Gayatri. She's an extremely classy teenager.
[talking with Gayatri]
Spider-Man India : Hey, girl. Tonight, I was thinking...
[Pavitr's Spider-Sense notices Inspector Singh approaching the couple]
Spider-Man India : Aah, hello! Police Inspector Singh, this is your daughter, I do not know her.
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Spider-Man India : Hey, who's the new guy?
Gwen Stacy : Hey, Pav. He's Miles, and he wasn't invited.
Spider-Man India : Ho-ho, you weren't invited but you came anyway?
Gwen Stacy : I know, right?
Spider-Man India : Hey, new guy must be in love with you!
Gwen Stacy : Okay, whoa, Pav.
Miles Morales : I'm not.
Spider-Man India : Oh, I'm very good at reading people.
Gwen Stacy : [to Miles] No, he's not.
Miles Morales : Who are you?
Spider-Man India : I'm glad you asked, new guy!
Miles Morales : I'm not a new guy.
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Miles Morales : You're not a joke! Right, gang?
Gwen Stacy : Absolutely.
Spider-Man India : Completely unamusing!
Hobie Brown : I don't believe in comedy! Just kidding!
Miles Morales : See? No-one here thinks you're a joke!
Spot : You won't after this.
[Spot cuts the web with a portal and goes into the super-collider, waving goodbye to Miles and the gang]
Spider-Man India : Well, that was another easy adventure for Spider-Man!
Miles Morales : No, no, no, no!
Hobie Brown : No, no, no, no, no, no!
Gwen Stacy : No, Pavitr, no!
[the super-collider blows up, and The Spot is now a lot more powerful than before]
