- Piper Hart: [to Future Piper] You're from the future?
- Future Piper: [about Henry] He needs absolute silence.
- Future Piper: We need the robot to follow us into the Man Cave!
- Henry Hart: Yeah, we're gonna use Piper as bait!
- Piper Hart: I don't wanna be bait!
- Henry Hart: Okay, well, no one ever wants to be bait.
- [Piper gasps]
- Henry Hart: What's up?
- Piper Hart: Dad's coming home.
- Henry Hart: What? I thought he was at the Fayke Fest.
- Piper Hart: You're not gonna believe this, but the Fayke Festival was FAKE!
- Henry Hart: What?
- Schwoz: No!
- Piper Hart: Yes! The whole thing was just a scam to separate idiots from their money. Now Dad's on his way home, and he says, "I hope your brother is having a party and not being the two-friended nerd he usually is."
- Henry Hart: Wow. That kinda hurts.
- Ray Manchester: You know how I get up every morning before dawn to go fishing?
- Henry Hart: No.
- Ray Manchester: Well, starting today I do.
- Henry Hart: Is there no soap in the future, because your hands are kind of dirty?
- Future Piper: Oh, it's not dirt.
- Henry Hart: Ah.
- Future Piper: It's cyborg-robot blood oil.
- Henry Hart: Your hand was on my mouth! Ah, your gross hand was on my mouth! Ah! Ah!. I can taste the robot blood! Ah!