- Constable Parker: What are you guys up to?
- Officer Minogue: Honouring Officer Parker's memory.
- Constable Parker: I've probably got a few memories that I can share, if that's helpful. Like the time I put a marble up my nose and it got stuck, and I was, like, 'Why did I do this to myself again?'
- Sergeant Maaka: What happened to your film crew?
- Constable Parker: They got eaten by the taniwha - but to be honest, I'm not that sad about it, cos I didn't really know them personally.
- Officer Minogue: ...And when she gets home, she finds a hook hand embedded in the bumper of her car.
- Sergeant Maaka: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. That's actually quite insensitive to Captain Quinn.
- Captain Quinn: Yeah, there's some gross generalizations about people with prosthetics, actually.
- Officer Minogue: And then they got the hook back to the man, and he was extremely grateful, because he is a very nice man.
- Constable Parker: Are you going into the secret office, Sergeant?
- Sergeant Maaka: What? That information is on a need-to-know basis, Parker. Do you need to know?
- Constable Parker: I'd like to know.
- Sergeant Maaka: Well, it's not a like-to-know basis; it's a need-to-know basis, Parker.
- Constable Parker: Well, I'd like to need to know.