- Brianna A, Bree-Anna Q, Briannah H: Awesome book, recharge our powers. We need to, like, teach those who have wronged us a lesson.
- Bree-Anna Q, Brianna A, Briannah H: [singsong] Minogue and O'Leary up a tree, D- Y- I - N - G.
- Officer Minogue: Dying.
- Officer O'Leary: Well, better than kissing.
- Brianna A, Briannah H, Bree-Anna Q: Officer Kyle Minogue, you run weird.
- Officer Minogue: I've got a swayback! It affects my gait!
- Officer O'Leary: Look, this is what I'm talking about.
- [Points to graffiti on the bathroom wall]
- Officer Minogue: 'Tash and Raz forever'? I know Tash and Raz, and they've broken up.
- Neve: You should be more careful.
- Officer O'Leary: Ma'am, you don't have to worry about me. As a member of the New Zealand police force, my training means that I'm ready for any situation, and fear is not an option.
- [Bell rings, she jumps]
- Officer O'Leary: Ahhh! Shit.
- Officer O'Leary: So, when you say 'stole itself', what do you mean?
- Phil: I'd say it just, like, floated off the shelves, just like that, out of the door.
- Officer Minogue: When you say 'floated out of the door', do you mean you ate them?
- Phil: No. I was standing right here and the chips were just right there, and just gone, like that.
- Officer Minogue: Right. Cos I've had chippies before and they've been gone just like that, but then it's turned out I've eaten them.
- Officer O'Leary: I thought maybe telekinesis.
- Officer Minogue: Those guys are so annoying. They always call when you're eating your dinner. Every time.
- Officer O'Leary: That's telemarketers.
- Sergeant Maaka: The school's website has a Dewey Decimal System layout of their library, and I worked out that the epicentre of the implosion was the witchcraft and folklore section.
- Officer O'Leary: That seems like a needlessly dangerous section to have at an all-girls' high school.
- Sergeant Maaka: I suspect that the girls were dabbling in the dark arts and cast a powerful spell, granting them powerful... powers.
- Officer Minogue: So, Zara Archer, she called Anna Horton the B-word. Is that right?
- Student: Yeah, she did.
- Officer Minogue: And then Anna's retaliated, and she's called Zara the E-word.