Wellington Paranormal (TV Series)

The Haunting of the '85 Nissan 300ZX ZR Turbo (2019)

Mike Minogue: Officer Minogue

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Quotes 

• Sergeant Maaka : To help you track down this car, I've purchased a high-tech drone. You can use it to get an aerial view. This thing is state-of-the-art.

  [Takes it out] 

  Officer Minogue : Whoa.

  Officer O'Leary : So you can afford a drone, but you can't afford both of us?

  Sergeant Maaka : Well, it's actually because I bought the drone that I can't afford you.

• Officer Minogue : Mate, have you checked your garage? I know whenever I think my car's been stolen, it always ends up being in the garage.

• Trent : Yeah, far out, man, I just heard my wheels revving hard-out and shit. Before I knew it, the car just boosted, bro, down the road!

  Officer Minogue : Trent, we're too old to understand, all right? We don't even know what Snapchat is. Is this Snapchat?

  Trent : No.

  Officer Minogue : [Turns to O'Leary]  Make a note.

• Officer Minogue : What is it? Monsters? Demons?

  Sergeant Maaka : Car theft.

  Officer O'Leary : That doesn't sound very paranormal, Sarge.

  Sergeant Maaka : How about if I told you the guy claims his car was stolen?

  [Dramatic Music] 

  Officer O'Leary : Well, yeah, I mean, you did say it was a car theft.

  Sergeant Maaka : I was pausing for effect.

  Officer O'Leary : Oh. Sorry. Yeah, you go again.

  Sergeant Maaka : What if I told you the car claims his car was stolen... by a ghost?

• Sergeant Maaka : The bean counters have been putting the squeeze on me. I have to downsize the paranormal unit.

  Officer Minogue : You're gonna shrink us, Sarge?

  Officer O'Leary : No, he means cutting staff.

  Officer Minogue : Oh. I was gonna say - the technology's not there yet, Sarge.

• Trent : So first weird thing that happened I disconnected my horn, right? But I could still hear a creepy tune coming from the car. It went a little bit like this.

  [Hums] 

  Officer Minogue : 'Are You Old Enough?', Dragon.

  Officer O'Leary : That is a very creepy tune. I mean, how old's she s'posed to be?

• Ghostly Voice : Get out of my car, pig! Get out!

  Officer Minogue : O'Leary, the car's being mean to me! It's definitely haunted!

• Officer O'Leary : If you were a haunted car, where would you go?

  Officer Minogue : Well, I'd only go out when there's a full moon. That would be the first rule.. Cos you're gonna creep people out more.

• Sharon : I've moved on, Shane. I'm not 19 any more.

  Shane : I don't care! I just wanna be with you in this world.

  Officer Minogue : You'd hate the world now, mate.

  Officer O'Leary : You would.

  Officer Minogue : Mullets are out of fashion, the music's terrible, everyone's always on their phone...

• Officer Minogue : I was returning that car to its rightful owner, when, all of a sudden, it started driving itself, speaking to me in a ghostly manner, uh, and going 60km/h in a 50K zone. Scared me a bit. As we all know, speeding is completely illegal,