- Sergeant Maaka: To help you track down this car, I've purchased a high-tech drone. You can use it to get an aerial view. This thing is state-of-the-art.
- [Takes it out]
- Officer Minogue: Whoa.
- Officer O'Leary: So you can afford a drone, but you can't afford both of us?
- Sergeant Maaka: Well, it's actually because I bought the drone that I can't afford you.
- Officer Minogue: Mate, have you checked your garage? I know whenever I think my car's been stolen, it always ends up being in the garage.
- Trent: Yeah, far out, man, I just heard my wheels revving hard-out and shit. Before I knew it, the car just boosted, bro, down the road!
- Officer Minogue: Trent, we're too old to understand, all right? We don't even know what Snapchat is. Is this Snapchat?
- Trent: No.
- Officer Minogue: [Turns to O'Leary] Make a note.
- Officer Minogue: What is it? Monsters? Demons?
- Sergeant Maaka: Car theft.
- Officer O'Leary: That doesn't sound very paranormal, Sarge.
- Sergeant Maaka: How about if I told you the guy claims his car was stolen?
- [Dramatic Music]
- Officer O'Leary: Well, yeah, I mean, you did say it was a car theft.
- Sergeant Maaka: I was pausing for effect.
- Officer O'Leary: Oh. Sorry. Yeah, you go again.
- Sergeant Maaka: What if I told you the car claims his car was stolen... by a ghost?
- Sergeant Maaka: The bean counters have been putting the squeeze on me. I have to downsize the paranormal unit.
- Officer Minogue: You're gonna shrink us, Sarge?
- Officer O'Leary: No, he means cutting staff.
- Officer Minogue: Oh. I was gonna say - the technology's not there yet, Sarge.
- Trent: So first weird thing that happened I disconnected my horn, right? But I could still hear a creepy tune coming from the car. It went a little bit like this.
- [Hums]
- Officer Minogue: 'Are You Old Enough?', Dragon.
- Officer O'Leary: That is a very creepy tune. I mean, how old's she s'posed to be?
- Ghostly Voice: Get out of my car, pig! Get out!
- Officer Minogue: O'Leary, the car's being mean to me! It's definitely haunted!
- Officer O'Leary: If you were a haunted car, where would you go?
- Officer Minogue: Well, I'd only go out when there's a full moon. That would be the first rule.. Cos you're gonna creep people out more.
- Sharon: I've moved on, Shane. I'm not 19 any more.
- Shane: I don't care! I just wanna be with you in this world.
- Officer Minogue: You'd hate the world now, mate.
- Officer O'Leary: You would.
- Officer Minogue: Mullets are out of fashion, the music's terrible, everyone's always on their phone...
- Officer Minogue: I was returning that car to its rightful owner, when, all of a sudden, it started driving itself, speaking to me in a ghostly manner, uh, and going 60km/h in a 50K zone. Scared me a bit. As we all know, speeding is completely illegal,