Schitt's Creek (TV Series)
The Plant (2019)
Noah Reid: Patrick Brewer
Quotes
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Ray Butani : [Opens the door to Patrick and David's room] Knock! Knock! Is everybody decent?
David Rose : [David is still sleeping with his head resting against Patrick's shoulder but he's startled awake by Ray's voice] Oh my god!
Patrick Brewer : Once again Ray? Saying "knock! knock!" isn't the same as actually knocking?
Ray Butani : I know. But I'm making some breakfast and I was wondering if I should save some for you two?
David Rose , Patrick Brewer : Sure!
Ray Butani : Great! Door open or closed?
David Rose : Closed.
David Rose : [Turns to Patrick] I thought you were going to talk to him about this? I very rarely let people see me before 9:00 AM.
Patrick Brewer : I did! The knock knock is him taking the note!
David Rose : Well, maybe you should invest in a lock, lock?
Ray Butani : Gentlemen?
David Rose : Wholly fuck! What?
Ray Butani : [Opening the door again!] I just realized that we don't have any eggs. But I have pancake mix. How do we feel about that?
David Rose : 4, please!
Ray Butani : David, I constantly hear about how you eat too much but I saw you walk from your bedroom to the shower and you look fine.
Patrick Brewer : Ray? We might need a minute.
Ray Butani : Great! Door opened or closed?
Patrick Brewer : Closed!
David Rose : [Turning to Patrick] WOWWWWWWW!
Patrick Brewer : Okay! This isn't working anymore. I think it's time that we got an apartment.
David Rose : Oh! Okay if that's what you want?
Patrick Brewer : I think it's more of a need at this point, David, I've been thinking about it for a while now?
Ray Butani : Gentlemen? You're going to laugh at this but I found the eggs in the pantry they were sitting by the pancake mix so they've been out for days.
David Rose : Can I still have the pancakes?
Ray Butani : Yes!
[Ray walks away without closing David and Patrick's bedroom door]
Patrick Brewer : Ray?
Ray Butani : Patrick?
Patrick Brewer : [Makes a "close the door" gesture] Door closed.
Ray Butani : Of course!