Sesame Street (TV Series)
627 (1974)
Jerry Nelson: Christopher Columbus, Anything Muppets, Sleeping Beauty, Sam the Robot, Count von Count, Blue Moviegoer, Lavender Moviegoer, The Announcer
Quotes
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Ernie : Hey, Bert?
Bert : Eh?
Ernie : This is a- this is a- This is a scary movie, Bert.
Bert : Yeah, yeah. Shh, shh. Ernie.
Ernie : [whimpers] Oh, Bert. Did you see that, Bert-Bert there?
Bert : Yeah, yeah. Shh. Come on, Ernie.
Green Moviegoer : Please be quiet.
Ernie : This is pretty scary.
Lavender Moviegoer : Would you please be quiet?
Bert : Yeah, yeah. He's scared.
[Ernie whimpers]
Bert : Ernie, it's only a movie.
Ernie : [screams] Bert! Look!
Bert : Ernie, get offa my lap!
Blue Moviegoer : Do you mind? We're trying to watch this movie!
Bert : He's scared. He's scared, he'll calm down.
Blue Moviegoer : I don't care, tell him to be quiet!
Bert : He will, he will.
[to Ernie]
Bert : Ernie, come on, you're getting us in trouble now. Now be quiet. Just tell yourself it's only a movie. Just keep telling yourself
Yellow Moviegoer : Do you mind?
Bert : All right, all right. He's scared.
Ernie : It's only a movie. It's only a movie. It's only a movie. It's only a movie. It worked, Bert. I'm not scared anymore, Bert.
[Bert shushes him]
Ernie : I'm sad, Bert.
Green Moviegoer : Please!
[sighs]
Ernie : [whimpers] This is a very sad movie, Bert.
Bert : Shh. Ernie, come on now, will ya?
Ernie : [crying] Oh, Bert, did you see?
Blue Moviegoer : Will you please be quiet!
Bert : He's sad. You don't understand, he's sad.
Blue Moviegoer : I don't care.
Ernie : [hysterical] Very sad, but it's part of the movie!
Bert : Look, if you knew what was happening. Come on now, he's sad.
[to Ernie]
Bert : Now you be quiet now, okay?
[the music changes into a happy mood]
Ernie : [gasp] You see that, Bert?
Bert : [laughs] Yeah.
Ernie : Now it's a funny movie, Bert.
[Bert and the other moviegoers laugh]
Ernie : Wasn't that funny? Did you see that part?
Bert : It was funny. Don't hit me though, okay?
Blue Moviegoer : Will you be quiet? I'm getting sick and tired of trying to tell you to be quiet!
Bert : He's hitting me!
Blue Moviegoer : Now that's enough of this.
Bert : Look, I'm sorry.
Blue Moviegoer : Just a minute, I know how to deal with your side, fella. Come here now! I wanna talk to you. Look, we've been trying to see this movie. I don't care what's happening. It's not the little one that's doing all the talking!
Lavender Moviegoer : Tell him, dear, tell him!
Blue Moviegoer : Yeah, and I don't care what you think. I'm gonna have to throw you out.
Bert : You're throwing me out? I'd like to see that.
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Ernie : Hello? Hello?
Count von Count : Five glorious rings!
[thunder claps]
Count von Count : Ah, ah, ah, ah.
Ernie : Hello! Hello? Hello! Hoot.
[hangs up the phone]
Ernie : They hung up.
Count von Count : Of course, you took so long to answer.
Ernie : But you wouldn't let me answer it.
Count von Count : I told you, it wouldn't be easy.
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Sam the Robot : Remember to tell Susan to call her mother.