Dwayne Johnson: The Rock

Quotes 

• [Kurt Angle's so-called interview with The Rock] 

  Kurt Angle : Rock, thanks for joining us today.

  [the Rock, grey shirt and no sideburns, laughs, also prompting Angle to laugh too] 

  Kurt Angle : That's super. Rock, let me start this interview by asking you, what you think about "Stone Cold" Steve Austin?

  The Rock : [black shirt and sideburns]  Well, The Rock'll tell you exactly what he thinks about "Stone Cold" Steve Austin and all his little "shenanigans". Sure, he's a piece of monkey crap and a jabroni.

  Kurt Angle : Whoa, that's a little stiff, isn't it Rock?

  [the Rock, grey shirt and no sideburns, drinks a bottle of water] 

  Kurt Angle : Sure Rock, drink up.

  [sighs] 

  Kurt Angle : As you know Rock, I'm an Olympic Champion and one hell of a guy as well.

  [the Rock, grey shirt and no sideburns, smiles] 

  Kurt Angle : But the one thing I take most seriously in my life is being honest with people. After all, Integrity is one of my three I's.

  [the Rock, black shirt and sideburns, listens quietly] 

  Kurt Angle : Now Rock, you've told the world many times that you had nothing to do with "Stone Cold" Steve Austin being run over by a car last November at Survivor Series. Now Rock, are we suppose to "take your word for it" and "believe you"?

  The Rock : [grey shirt and no sideburns]  You know, The Rock, uh, has the innate ability to tell you one thing and, uh, and do another and say, "Well, I never did that", and have you believe it.

  Kurt Angle : Oh I get it, so what you're saying is... you were lying the whole time! You were the one who told Rikishi to hit Stone Cold with that car! Was that your plan?

  The Rock : [grey shirt and no sideburns]  Sure, that was The Rock's plan, at that time.

  Kurt Angle : Oh, so by eliminating Austin, you knew that you would be the number one superstar here in the WWF.

  The Rock : [grey shirt and no sideburns]  Do what you gotta do, get where you wanna go.

  Kurt Angle : [looks at the camera, then back at The Rock]  Well now that we know you're the one who told Rikishi to plow over "Stone Cold" Steve Austin in that car, what was the first thing that went through your mind when you witnessed this?

  The Rock : [black shirt and sideburns]  Well, when The Rock saw it, The Rock thought, "Oh well, hmm, he might be hurt... Um, uh, The Rock better go take a shower now, so he can go eat."

  Kurt Angle : You cruel sad man... I mean, that is absolutely heartless; "Stone Cold" Steve Austin was severely injured!

  The Rock : [grey shirt and no sideburns]  Don't let him fool you! He got in the ambulance, and as a matter of fact, he tipped the guy a five and asked him to take him to the airport in the ambulance.

  Kurt Angle : I can't believe you call yourself "The People's Champion" after behavior like this?

  [the Rock, black shirt and sideburns, smiles and waves at the camera] 

  Kurt Angle : Settle down, mister! Don't make me stop this interview right now, and believe me, I'll do it; It's true!

  [the Rock, grey shirt and no sideburns, sits back down] 

  Kurt Angle : That's better. Let's switch topics, Rock. Tonight, you face me for the WWF Title, in what promises to be a Match of the Year candidate. What do you think the fans' reaction would be if you would somehow... pull off the greatest upset in WWF history, and beat me here tonight?

  The Rock : [grey shirt and no sideburns]  Fans don't like that, they want to be gratified, um, in-in terms of, they want a winner.

  Kurt Angle : That is true. I couldn't agree with you more, Rock.

  The Rock : [grey shirt and no sideburns]  Look at the big smile on your face.

  Kurt Angle : Well of course I'm smiling, because I know I'm gonna beat you senseless and take your WWF Title tonight!

  [the Rock, black shirt and sideburns, tries to swat a fly] 

  Kurt Angle : We all know what flies are attracted to. Now Rock, two weeks ago on SmackDown, I came to the ring and gave you the most devastating move in the WWF, the Olympic Slam! My question to you is, how did that feel?

  The Rock : [grey shirt and no sideburns]  Well, as far as for the injuries sustained that I sustained during that match, uh, there were actually multiple...

  [Angle yawns] 

  The Rock : I wound up bruising, uh, my vertebrate and my neck...

  Kurt Angle : I'm sorry Rock, we don't have time for all your whining and complaining, and quite frankly, we're all out of time here today.

  The Rock : [grey shirt and no sideburns]  That's it.