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Confessions of a Time Traveler - The Man from 3036 (2020)
Hard pass
It's just a bunch of Q-inspired crap spouted by a completely average bro. Not enough kool-aid in the world could make me swallow this.
Mata Batin (2017)
"The 3rd Eye" is not a good movie. But it's good fun.
This is not a sophisticated film. Practically every moment of it is familiar in some way. The plot is whatever the director needs it to be at any moment, and as far as dialog, I could have seen it in the original Indonesian and not missed much.
But there's a certain loopy fun to it all, with touches of The Ring here, the Evil Dead there, a hundred telegraphed jump scares, and an unintentional homage to Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Cheap, gory ghosts share the screen with weepy sentimentality. It doesn't linger on anything and just keeps chugging along on its own chutzpah. Give it a try; once the ghosts show up you'll know if it's for you.
The All New Adventures of Laurel & Hardy in 'For Love or Mummy' (1999)
A terrible mistake ...
Brief summary: This movie demeans everyone it touches. That means you.
First off, let me say I'm not a purist, and this might have been funny for a few minutes. The impersonations are not bad. But overall it's just dull and excruciatingly not funny. A few simple jokes are repeated over and over again.
It's clear that this movies only exists to squeeze the last few dollars out of the now-trademarked Laurel and Hardy. The producers cannot have any real regard for their place in film history, or their talents. This is what offended me the most.
Of course, my daughter liked it, so I'm also a failure as a parent ;)
Doc Savage: The Man of Bronze (1975)
If you ever enjoyed pulp comics ... avoid this movie.
Fantastically putrid. I don't mean to imply above that only a few people should avoid "Doc Savage." Almost every demographic group would be bored by this trivial, TV-movie-quality production. It's a little like the 60's "Batman" TV series, except it's not funny. Even accidentally. You're better off taking a nap.