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A Night on the Town (1983 TV Movie)
Fun but fluffy, and not for professional musicians or dancers.
28 September 1998
Except for Frank Gorshin, who gives an agonizingly awful performance (or series of performances) as a variety of 1930s actors, the cast in this light musical are talented and fun to watch.

The premise is that clothing from a vintage shop transports Collins and Reinking's characters back to the 1930s, where they visit five cities--Berlin, London, New York, New Orleans, and Paris--dancing the night away in a nightclub in each city.

Ann Reinking is obviously enjoying herself and Lewis Collins is a surprisingly good singer for someone best known for his roles as military men and mercenaries--seeing him decked out in a variety of tuxedoes, it's easy to believe he was considered for the role of James Bond (a part won by Timothy Dalton). In all honesty, though, Collins should leave the dancing to someone more comfortable with it.

Elaine Paige shows off her vocal range and acting talents with transformations from a Marlene Deitrich-esque Russian countess to a bubble-gum-chewing New York cigarette girl. Eartha Kitt is extraordinary as a madam in a New Orleans brothel, her sultry voice adding depth to the bluesy "Love For Sale." John Moffatt gives a delightfully understated performance as "Cole Howard," a satirical dig at Noel Coward.

The choreography is uninspiring, with the exception of the final vignette--choreographed by a "guest choreographer." The musical arrangements would be passable, except that the harmonies are badly written and manage to show off the actors' vocal talents in the poorest light possible. I imagine it would be agony for a professional musician or dancer to watch this movie.

Most of the featured songs are standards, but often they've had their lyrics altered--something that is more disconcerting than "stylistic" or "clever". I got the feeling that the producers couldn't find the style of music they were searching for, and so chose to modify other pieces to fit the cities they were featuring. A valid stylistic choice, perhaps, but I didn't like it.

I also didn't like the use of Cole Porter's "Let's Fall in Love" to tie each of the nightclubs together. The singer/dancers performing the piece in each milieu were mediocre at best, and the changing of arrangement/lyrics for each club was merely annoying.

All in all, this movie is a light bit of fluff to be enjoyed if you're a fan of Collins, Reinking, or Paige, but most people probably would rather give it a miss.
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Facelift (1984)
3/10
Too many flaws make "Facelift" a movie for only the most dedicated fans of the actors who star in it.
28 September 1998
Somewhere between "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" and "Jesus Christ Superstar," this bizarre sci-fi musical has its moments, but overall they're not nearly enough to rescue it from obscurity.

In a futuristic society segregated into "names" and "numbers," names live in squalor and barter for what they need, watched over by vicious leather-clad "police," while numbers are a genetically manipulated breed who live in "the Centre" and spend their time in scientific exploration. The Centre is run by a computer called Bruce (voiced by John Le Mesurier), a character included in the movie merely to provide plot information to the viewers and act as deus ex machina.

When a pair of numbers, F-9895 (Eleanor David) and M-4327 (Steven Mann), travel outside the center to seek entertainment at _Zax's Theatre of Glamour and Magic_, the magician Zax (Martin Shaw) finds himself obsessed with F-9895. Despite the protests of his lover/assistant, Ina (Sue Jones Davies), Zax creates Veronica, a mechanical replica of F-9895. Veronica is intended merely as a sex toy and magician's assistant until Bob (Clarke Peters), a dancer in Zax's show who moonlights as a janitor at the Centre, discovers that the numbers are attempting isolate the human soul for scientific study--with F-9895 volunteering to have her soul extracted from her body. When Bob tells Zax about the experiment, the magician decides to capture F-9895's soul for Veronica.

The moral--it is not for mortals to meddle with the human soul--is a bit heavy-handed and the religious symbolism a bit overdone. Honestly, I think the plot deserves more than 90 minutes; this could be a fascinating story set within a fascinating society, if it was given the appropriate time to develop.

The musical score is very "1980s" and most of the lyrics are appalling the first time around, but somehow they grow on you with subsequent viewings. The dancing, however, remains amateurish, no matter how many times you rewatch it!
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