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Crash (1996)
Low quality landfill
Cardboard characters engage in randaom sexual acts and crash into one another's cars. This film was perhaps the inspiration for the view of Canadian film portrayed in the latest South Park movie. If someone gives you this movie, you may be able to put it out with the recycling. It is definitely not worth spending any money to see this lamentable waste of time.
Danger Route (1967)
Worth the watch. Better than Bond in many ways.
The title song for this movie reminds one of the middle James
Bond films--a catchy title woven into an incomprehensible song. Happily, things improve quickly. Jonas Wilde, the licensed killer, is dour and taciturn, but I was empathizing with him before too long. Jonas uses no outrageous stunts, no silly gadgets, and the movie was almost over when I was struck by the realization that there was not a single chase scene. Jonas does not even use a weapon, killing rather with a sharp blow to the neck (I would call it a Judo Chop, except I know nothing of Judo) This film was written so as to leave the way open for sequels; it is a loss none were made.
Gli eroi (1973)
Discontinuous plot, but very funny
This movie may have been amazing when seen in the theatre in its orginal (Spanish? Italian?) As I saw it, edited for television and dubbed into English, it was still very funny, but the plot was hard to follow. If your only exposure to the lighter side of WWII has been "Hogan's Heroes" you NEED to see this film. (HH had humour about grade 9 level, this movie is at least college level.) Warning for parents with young children: one of the multi-national main characters is a Greek prostitute, thus there is some dialogue concerning extra-marital sexuality. If I could vote, I would rate this film 7 out of 10.