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10/10
Bored? Let's Rent Breakfast Club.
6 August 2009
I think it was Peter Buck who said, "If you were a teenager in the 70's, you listened to Aerosmith." Well, if you were a teenager in the 80's, you watched The Breakfast Club. A lot.

Didn't matter if you were cool or dorky or somewhere in between. If you were bored on some dull night in 1986 or 1987, you went to the video store and rented The Breakfast Club. It was almost like a record. You could just put it on and then talk on the phone or read a magazine and it would just play in the background.

This movie was just instantly woven into the pop culture fabric of the mid-80's. You didn't love it or hate it...it was just always on at someone's house. And you knew every line.

And to this day you still can't hear Don't You Forget About Me on the radio and think of anything else.

Thanks, John Hughes. See you next Saturday.
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Tag 26 (2003)
10/10
A Life Affirming Commentary On Human Nature
13 March 2008
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One of the most "human", life-affirming films I've ever seen. I can't believe it was shown in so many horror and sci-fi film fests and seems to have resonated with so many genre fans. I even read one interview where the guy suggested the film would have been a great "beginning" for a longer film. HUH???

Maybe I just interpreted it the wrong way, but I viewed it as a comment about human nature...and that at our deepest core we're social creatures who have a need to connect with one another. The whole plot: searching for other people, taking photos of the deceased and looking through their things, and especially the ending. The entire point was that life is nothing if we don't have someone to share it with.

That anyone would refer to this film as being about biological warfare (or anything along those lines) needs to go back to school and take a Lit class. It's just a wonderful, amazingly well-crafted, powerful metaphor about what it is to be human.

All that and not a single line of dialogue until the very end. Tag 26 should have won an Oscar.
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California Girls (1985 TV Movie)
4/10
Forgettable...With One Great Line
6 February 2007
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I thought the whole movie was pretty silly, and I guess it's supposed to be because ultimately the entire thing is his dream about what California is like (plus, we all know that "it was only a dream" is the single lamest premise in all of film history).

However, when he does finally get to California at the end, we see him on this ugly stretch of beach on a gray, drizzly day with industrial buildings in the background (it could be Manhattan Beach, Long Beach, or even Huntington Beach) and he mutters, "This looks like New Jersey." That one scene almost makes the whole movie worth it because rarely does the California beach myth ever get called out. I've lived here my whole life, and while there are Baywatch days for sure, there are twice as many gray, windy days with tourists from the East Coast pretending to have fun in trash-filled, 64 degree water.

The irony is that New Jersey actually has some incredibly beautiful beaches. I'll trade Huntington Beach for Loveladies Beach any day.
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9/10
De-Fangs Any Horror Movie Ever Made
11 October 2006
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I'm almost amazed they continued to make horror movies after this film came out.

Not even the sickest, bloodiest, most twisted horror flick ever made comes within light years of the pure deranged awfulness of the scene in which "the choice" is forced upon Sophie. It is, hands down, the most disturbing, upsetting, horrific scene in movie history...and it will rattle you to your core.

The first time I saw was during a college Philosophy class. Afterwards I was furious...furious at the professor for showing it, furious at the filmmakers for making it, and furious at the Nazis for, well, everything. I was even furious at Sohpie for choosing.

Now, years later, I'm not angry anymore. I have children of my own - a boy and a girl - and I feel sick anytime I think about this film. My heart aches for Sophie and anyone who might have really been through that at the hands of the Nazis.

If you want true, bone-chilling horror, then look no further. And quite honestly, you might just want to skip it altogether. If you have kids, it's almost too much to handle.
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3/10
Nice Idea, Badly Done
17 April 2006
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I really wanted to like this movie and, in the right hands, it could have been great.

The concept is one of my favorites - a large dysfunctional family has one of those "crazy gatherings", where all the baggage is brought out, fights ensue, hilarious lines are offered up, and, ultimately, old grudges are resolved, and the family comes together, providing hope for the future.

Unfortunately, I think this one missed the mark in a big way. It was miscast - the actors are all too pretty and polished (should have gone lower budge). The comedy borders on slapstick, followed up by one too many "serious" moments (bad combination). Plus, it's about 30 minutes too long (it's like a slasher flick - every time you think it's building to a resolution, it starts over again).

Most importantly, the characters felt contrived and none of them are terribly likable. So ultimately, after suffering through this crazy night of fights and yelling and all around twisted zaniness, you really don't care that they all love each other at the end.

In a nutshell - Contrived, miscast, poorly edited, and too darn long. Come to think of it, it was just very dysfunctional, just like the Stuckmans themselves.
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10/10
One of the Best War Documentaries EVER
28 March 2006
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I've seen just about every documentary on the Iraq war (Gunner Palace, The Control Room, etc.), every episode of Off To War, and just about every news program that sticks a cameraman in a kevlar vest, be it Nightline or Frontline. And for the most part, they're all very good.

Occupation: Dreamland, however, blows them all away.

At first glance it looks like all the others. Identical talking heads in some makeshift basecamp, green nightvision raids, and lots of shaky cameras taking cover to the sounds of far-off gunfire and confused voices.

But there's something very different about this one.

The most obvious difference is the total freedom with which the soldiers appear to be speaking. At only a couple of times to you ever get the feeling that they're mending their speech. The speak openly, crudely, and exactly the way you always thought a 21 year-old infantry soldier in Iraq might talk when the Frontline cameras turn away.

"What the f--k are you looking at?" a soldier asks one of a handful of Iraqi men standing on the side of the road as he patrols the streets in Falluja. "Quit f--king staring at me like that. F--king a--hole."

The really amazing thing though is just how well-spoken and honest they all are. They talk of dropping out of high school, joining the army, hating the army, hating the war, and hating the Iraqi people who clearly hate them back. Most jaw-droppingly though is how just about every soldier, to a man, follows up their dislike of the Iraqi people with, "You know what? If I was in their shoes, I'd be doing the exact same thing." It's such an amazing insight into the men who are actually dealing first hand with the mess we all talk and complain about.

Another key difference between Dreamland and all the other documentaries, is the way it really makes you feel the frustrations of an unwinnable occupation. You watch as they raid house after house, looking for insurgents, coming to the same conclusions they're coming to: that no one knows what's really going on, that our intelligence is a joke, everyone seems to be lying AND telling the truth, and that just about anyone could be a "bad guy".

And that's when they're NOT being shot at. Their frustration while on patrol, or acting as "security", is just painful to watch. They patrol, in essence, in order to be shot at or blown up. Early in the film everyone drops to the ground as an ungodly barrage of fire erupts a few blocks away. After taking cover, gathering their wits, getting some sort of insight as to the location of the attack, they make their way to the suspected source of the gunfire, conceding immediately that, "Even with a fairly quick reaction time, the insurgents had plenty of time to hide behind another building, hop in a car and drive away, or simply walk back in their house."

And in a moment that seemed almost Hollywood-ized in its summarized perfection, the cameraman catches an IED as it blows up alongside their convoy. The freaked out soldiers then immediately open fire on an Iraqi man who happens to be the closest person to the location of the bomb, who himself was almost blown up. Proving that panic makes a crappy gun sight, they miss the guy completely, and watching him run from the explosion into a barrage of gunfire is both hilarious and gut-wrenching, as your heart breaks for everyone involved.

Even a minute or two after the explosion, as the soldiers stand around helplessly, their desperation to fight back is palpable.

"Sarge, I see a guy running over there," one of the grunts says. "You want me to shoot him?" And at the same time you realize, "Geez, isn't that what people do when a bomb goes off - run?" The soldier being interviewed that same day says the exact same thing.

Like David Bowie said, "And these children that you spit on as they try to change their worlds, are immune to your consultations. They're quite aware of what they're going through."

See this film. It is, by far, the best documentary of the Iraq War, and one of the best war documentaries ever.
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Ask the Dust (2006)
1/10
Miscast, Poorly Adapted, And Just Plain Boring
18 March 2006
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One of the other commenters mentioned that they almost walked out. If I hadn't been with my wife, who wanted to stay, I would have left. It's a shame, too, because I think it could have been a good movie. But this is easily one of the worst adapted screenplays I've ever seen. It starts out nowhere and it goes nowhere (I would say it goes nowhere fast, but it really goes nowhere slow...painfully slow). From time to time there are hints that something interesting might happen, or that there is potentially some depth underneath one of the characters, but that's all we get - hints. There is not a single payoff or revelation in the entire movie. Not that I need a slick plot to be entertained...I love a good meandering character study as much as the next indie buff. But these characters add up to nothing. For the entire duration of the film you don't care what happens to a single one of them. As a matter of fact, you almost start hoping they die, because at least a death might be more interesting than watching their inexplicable behavior, which is so strange and unpredictable that you'd think it in itself would be compelling, but it's not. Instead of quirky, noir-esquire characters acting in hard-boiled fashion, you simply recognize it immediately for what it is: a bunch of talented but miscast actors, brooding and raising their eyebrows while reading bizarre dialogue without a hint of relevant context. All this for two plodding, painfully slow hours. Awful.
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The Baseball Bunch (1982–1985)
Campy, Useful, and Wonderful!
24 February 2006
I'm pretty sure this show was on in the late morning on Saturdays...possibly the early afternoon (either way, it's a pretty strange time to watch a TV show on Saturdays). My old man, who was also my little league baseball coach for years and years, used to plop me down in front of the TV so I could pick up useful tips from the Big Red Legend. I was around 9 when the show started and pretty much tired of it within a couple of years.

It was a pretty campy show, with lots of silly SD Chicken antics. Tommy Lasorda was actually pretty cool as the Dugout Wizard. He'd pop out wearing a turban or something, looking like a Genie, and then spout philosophical about some aspect of the game...good sportsmanship, etc. Or maybe Johnny and his "bunch" (a handful of young ballplayers, which, in perfect early 80's pre-PC fashion, always included at least one girl) would have some kind of problem and the Wizard would help them solve it.

The guest stars were the best part. One of the bunch would be having a problem making the throw to 2nd from home, and out would walk Gary Carter and say, "Hey Johnny!" and they'd shake hands like old buddies and Johnny would say, "Little Eric here is having some trouble making the throw to 2nd, maybe you can help us out." And then Gary would show the Bunch some good catching fundamentals.

Anyhow, this show brings back great memories. Johnny always seemed like a very cool guy who genuinely liked kids and wanted to help them become better ballplayers. The camp factor was huge, but the baseball fundamentals were genuinely useful and it was pretty exciting to get a little coaching from a different superstar each week.

I hope there's something like this on TV when my son gets old enough to play ball.
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10/10
Is it great, or am I biased?
23 February 2006
I grew up in the SF Bay Area and actually lived in Oakland from '77 to '80 (proudly sporting my #22 Cliff Branch jersey while attending Wildwood Elementary School), so there was no way I wasn't going to devour this HBO Sports documentary.

But even if you're not a member of the Raider Nation or couldn't care less about the A's today - hell, even if you don't really like sports - this is a great show about a fascinating city during an equally fascinating time. The sociological exploration of two very different cities, staring each other down from either side of the San Francisco Bay, is just as interesting as the wonderful sports footage. And it's even more interesting when they put both cities, their different demographics, and all their different personalities, within the context of the times...touching on the 60's, civil rights, black power, Hell's Angels, and everything else that made the SF Bay Area such a cultural supernova in those days.

As for the sport stuff, the interviews with the former A's players are especially riveting, as you really get the sense that, even now, 30+ years later, these guys (Sal Bando, Rollie Fingers, Vida Blue, Reggie Jackson, and all the rest) are still profoundly hurt by the way they were treated and then discarded by absentee owner and all-around a-hole, Charlie O. Even Reggie, Mr. October, who obviously had a hell of a career post-Oakland, said, "If it hadn't been for free agency, we'd have kept on winning. We'd have won every year until we retired." If you're a baseball fan, a statement like that just kind of floors you...especially when you have to wonder if, damn, he might be right.

On the Raiders side, the lead-up to the "Immaculate Reception" at the end of the '72 season is so well done, that your heart breaks all over again. Listening to the players and fans talk (including Tom Hanks, who is once again cool in my book, not just because he agreed to be interviewed for this film, but because of what a genuine fan he clearly was, and is) is, as they compare it, like listening to people talk about where they were when Kennedy was assassinated. The Raiders were robbed...and it still hurts. Luckily, there was redemption to be had in '76, and the story of that season essentially closes out the film on a high note.

Anyhow, bottom line, if you're a fan of documentaries you'll absolutely enjoy Rebels of Oakland. If you'r'e a sports fan or a former/current Bay Area resident, you'll absolutely savor it...and then you'll watch it again. And again.
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Live Forever (2003)
Live Forever...Only In Britain
22 August 2004
First off let me say that Theo Robertson makes a crucially key point in his post below.

While Britpop was a great period for music in the UK, they sure as hell weren't exporting much of it to the US. Bush, The Spice Girls, Elton John, and Radiohead. That's pretty much it. One of the Elastica songs got some minor air time in '95, and Oasis had some so-so hits with Wonderwall and a couple others...but that's it.

As for Blur? Ha. The only Blur song known by the average American is "Song. 2" and that hardly fits into the Britpop mold.

Pulp, Suede, Gene, the Manics, Supergrass...forget it. Anglophiles and transplants were the only people in the US celebrating the Britpop phenomenon at the time.

I even remember listening to a couple of "face-offs" on 91X (influential modern rock station in San Diego) in the summer of '95. This is where the DJ plays two new songs, and callers vote on which is their favorite. The winning song then goes temporarily into rotation.

Anyhow, the two songs I remember being featured were "Common People" by Pulp and "Country House" by Blur. Both songs got obliterated (one by, I believe, a White Zombie song and I can't remember the other). Both actually had listeners calling in and saying how much they hated them and how cheesy and British they sounded.

Just for the record, I called in a voted for both. For "Common People" I think the DJ said something like, "Oh, you're the first for that one."

The 80's on the other hand, were HUGE for British music. Whether it was Duran Duran or The Cure, the early and mid-80's were easily on par with the British invasion of the 60's as far as records sales and popularity goes.

With that said, I was lucky enough to live in London from January '95 through May '95 and if you were IN Britain, well, it was pretty cool. The movie nicely encapsulates the sense of excitement happening in the UK at the time. Every week it seemed like the NME had either Brett Anderson, Damon Albarn or the Gallaghers on the cover (although Richie James of the Manic Street Preachers, who had just gone missing, was probably the second biggest story next to the "Britpop thing").

I personally loved the music...just about all of it...but that's also because I really dig British culture. And that's really what I think Britpop was all about - Brits celebrating being British in their music for the first time (in a mass way, anyway).

The guy from Massive Attack makes a good comment early on in the film which was not only insightful, but also tied his band in with the rest. Essentially he said that prior to the Britpop era, most big name British bands adopted a certain Americanized sound...in most cases with their voices and in their lyrics. He hated doing that and, like Jarvis and Damon and Justine and all the others, instead celebrated being British in his music.

And that, really, is what makes Britpop "Britpop" - it's British Pop music. It's by, about, and for Brits.

Americans didn't get it. Then again, it wasn't for them.
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Um, what year does this take place?
30 October 2003
Bit of advice to low budget filmmakers - have your film take place during the present day. Setting your film in the past is expensive and takes a lot of time and energy. This movie's depiction of 1970's era Southern California is so bad, it's as if they made no effort whatsoever. I mean, the very first scene has Crump's brother standing on the side of the highway as Ford Explorers and late 90's model Volvo Station wagons go cruising by. I didn't even know it took place in the 70's until Joe had his 8-track eaten by the Blue Bomber. Even the wardrobe and hair is terrible. Half the cast looks straight out of the Seattle grunge scene - tight, ripped jeans, leather jackets and long, straight hair. Hell, Hubbs looks more like the dude from the Cult than a 17 year-old high school kid in the 70's. The "hot" chick adds even more confusion, with her late-80's, metal groupie, "she's my cherry pie", Warrant video ensemble. Now, with that said, there are some great moments. Tack is hilarious and perfect. Joe's brush with Blue Oyster Cult and "the laser" is classic. The soundtrack of Ted Nugent, Sabbath, and the aforementioned BOC totally rocks (guess we know where the budget went). The Schnapster rules (*ping!*) Mike Dick and Mike New York and all their cases of talls rule too. Kind of amazing how such a bad flick can have so many classic moments. As a matter of fact, every poorly contrived scene of bad dialogue and even worse wardrobes is actually worth sitting through, if just for that one scene where Tack starts talking about his zits. Dazed and Confused, one of my all time favorite movies, doesn't have a single scene as funny, as candid, as just straight up randon, as that one. "I don't want no chicks with zits, I want fine chicks!" Amen, Tack.
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Alien (1979)
Brilliant for so many reasons...
29 September 2003
I don't think people really remember how groundbreaking this film really was. As both a horror and a science fiction movie, it set an all new standard. While Star Wars really gets the credit for taking science fiction to the next level, let's be honest - it's a kid's movie and it feels like a kid's movie. The special effects were...hell, are...great. But it's still sterile. It's Saturday afternoon matinee. It's laser beams and guys in rubber suits. Alien took science fiction and made it feel like science fact. Everything about the movie screamed real...and that upset a lot of people.

1. The premise - this wasn't space jockeys or princesses or even astronauts "exploring space". This was "space as resource" - humans taking advantage of other planets for mining ore. Boring, dirty, and a nice reality check for science fiction.

2. The crew - one-dimmensional and unlikeable? You bet. No stereotypes here at all - no dashing captains, no tough guys, no blonde beauties. These were working class folks - blue collar truckers. Everything about the dialogue and behavior rings completely true. They don't really give a s*** about each other, they panic...they just want to go home, get some decent food, and collect their shares.

3. The creature - holy s***, are you kidding me? Does anyone remember how much this movie freaked people out? People could not...and still can't...deal with it. It was just the most horrific thing anyone had ever seen. It took "shocking" to a whole new place. Everything about it was just so disgustingly real - from the grime and goop to the slime and blood - no one had ever seen anything like. It was your worst nightmare...only worse. The thing didn't attach itself to his arm or his back or his neck - the bulbous, spider-like, slimy, disgusting thing attached itself to HIS FACE. And then, after LAYING AN EGG INSIDE HIM, the new creature came EXPLODING OUT OF HIS CHEST. Take a step back for a minute. Time and other movies have dulled the experience a bit...but can you imagine seeing this for the first time when the only horror and sci-fi you'd ever seen was 2001 and Psycho? And it all rang true, like the Discover channel's version of "When Aliens Attack"...the kind of disgustingly messy and painful reproduction that only nature could come up with.

4. The robot - C3-PO...puh-lease. This movie is messy and disgusting, just like real life. No wires and circuit boxes. You want an android that looks and acts human, then you're going to have to think out of the box. An android like that is gonna be messy and gross inside...it's gonna be filled with liquid and fuel and god knows what else. When this android flips it's wig, his head ain't gonna disconnect for Chewbacca to screw it back on. You're gonna need a flamethrower to clean the mess up. Again, reality creeps its way into science fiction in a way no one had ever even thought of before.

5. The pace - sorry, no laser fights. This movie, like the best horror movies (the Shining and Halloween), builds slowly. It's about atmosphere...and this films has it in spades. You know something bad is going to happen, but you don't know what. Instead, you just watch the gorgeous sets and backdrops as the tension builds. And when it's time for dinner, the timer goes off and all hell breaks lose...in a way you never imagined.

6. The dialogue - "Hey man, the food ain't that bad", Parker jokes as Kane begins choking. That sums up the dialogue - real. The characters may have been unlikable, but they were real. Almost too real. There are parts of the film, as the characters mumble and talk over one another, that almost have a documentary feel to it.

Nearly 25 years later, this is one of the most brilliant, groundbreaking, and genuinely horrific and beautiful films ever made. A masterpiece.
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7/10
Sha-tow Lafite!
12 April 2003
If you like Dana Carvey, you'll dig this movie. If you don't, well, then it's pretty lame. But as a vehicle for Mr. Carvey, this story of a con-man weasling his way into an affluent family in order to fleece them, only to fall in love with their daughter, it's even better than it needed to be. The lines and scenes are all pretty good, if not somewhat non-offensive and restrained. The county club lunch with the old couple is classic and Carvey is about as charming as he gets. The wine ordering scene and the expression on his face when he finally takes a sip of the Chateau Lafite is practically worth the price of admission alone. "Hey Milt, think he's gonna come by and burp me after lunch?" Robert Loggia is also excellent as the successful but down-to-Earth CEO who is charmed by Dana's rough edges. Corny, predictable, and yet a totally worthwhile way to spend two hours with one of SNL's favorite sons.
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3-2-1 Contact (1980–1992)
Mr. Bloodhound Isn't Here
11 April 2003
Like the rest of the users, I watched the entire first season (probably while killing time, waiting for "Battlestar Galactica '80" to start) and then more or less lost interest. Even at 7 I remember thinking it was cool that Marc had this cool apartment/clubhouse that he got to share with two chicks. The fact that they mostly just hung out, doing strange science experiments, didn't phase me a bit. I guess that's just what a guy does with two chicks in their clubhouse. Unlike some of the other users, I really liked the Bloodhound Gang. I remember one episode in particular where they investigate a ghost at some old lady's house. Turns out her creepy son was doing it in order to get her to sell the place so he could pay off his gambling debts - not bad for a kids show. Plus, the ghost itself was really friggin' scary - it cackled and wiggled and, to be honest, scared the crap out of me. Turns out the son created the ghost by - and here comes the sciency aspect of the mystery - catching moths using pheromones and then illuminating the wriggling moths with a spotlight, creating the illusion of this amoeba-like squirming ghost. He also played creepy cackling music on his tape player for added effect. All in all the whole process seemed a little laborious, but then I guess it wouldn't have fit the show if they didn't get a chance to discuss moth pheramones. I also remember another bloodhound episode where this guy claimed someone had stolen his priceless grandfather clock. In reality, he wrapped it in plastic and dumped it in his well with the intention of using bags of salt to float it to the top so he could retrieve it after he collected the insurance money. Like one person said, very Encyclopedia Brown. Anyhow, great show and don't kid, that theme song rocked. Although the frog and baby were, admittedly, a bit gross.
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10/10
THE classic early 80's ski flick
4 February 2003
Did you ever own white Vuarnet Cat Eyes? Are you stoked that padded ski sweaters are coming back in? Did you ever want to be the toast of Tahoe, ski all season long, party every night and hang out with a wacky bunch of ski bums with names like Thrasher and Squirrel? Then check out this early 80's classic (I know, it came out in '84, but it's SO '82). Harkin Banks is the wunderkind from the sticks who hooks up with Dan O'Callahan. Dan is the good time Squaw Valley veteran who's a permanent fixture on the competitive ski scene, sharing slopes and hot tubs with his party hardy co-horts: the nutty Squirrel Murphy, who digs zinc oxide, sexy ski bunnies and long gondola rides; Kendo Yamamoto, who doesn't speak much English, but can tear down the mountain like a Kamakaze; punk rocker, Thrasher, who dances to his own tune, even at parties; and a host of semi-nameless others. But what would a crazy party flick be without some bad guys? Enter Rudy Garmisch, zee Austrian ski champ and nemesis of the Squaw Valley locals. He and his loyal "Rudettes", mostly nameless guys and fraulines also from zee Austrian slopes, push some of the locals out of the upcoming competition with promises of good television ratings and new sponsorships from internationally minded companies. Uh-oh, ol' Dan's not happy with that at all! Toss in a battle over a cute blonde runaway, Sunny, and you have a recipe for trouble on the slopes. Not to worry, all's well that ends well. After all, what tiff can't be settled over a friendly game of Chinese Downhill? Not sure you wanna play? No worries...there's nothing one of Dan's famous "Leg Spreader" cocktails can't fix. And to top it all off, there's some fantastic ski footage set to even more fantastic early 80's music. Why they even bothered to make Ski School in the early 90's was a mystery to me - how could they do the ski party flick any better than Hot Dog? Surprisingly enough it was also pretty damn good. But Hot Dog: The Movie is still the original and the best.
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Love Story (1970)
It Ain't Easy Being Cheesy...
13 September 2002
Man, there is absolutely no middle ground with this flick. You either love it to tears and it rocked your world or you think it's the corniest, cheesiest movie in history. Personally, I'm with the latter group, but I do love this movie because it makes for great conversation (it's also made for some of the best, and funniest, negative films reviews I've ever read). Hell, my wife practically tears up at just the very mention of "love means never having to say you're sorry". My god, what does that mean? In my experience, being in love means you're pretty much saying your sorry, oh, just about every day. Anyhow, love it or hate it, you can't deny Love Story's influence. Did I mention my wife's name is Jenny? It was only the most popular name in the country from '71-'74. How's that for influence?
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10/10
A largely forgotten film from a transitional time in surfing history
9 May 2002
1989/90 was a bizarre time period for surfers as the day-glo excess of the 80's prepared to hit a wall of hardcore black and white backlash that would ultimately define the next decade. Surfers: The Movie was the perfect capper to the 80's. Stylistically based on the 1987 Rolling Stone documentary, "20 Years of Rock and Roll", it was a wonderful encapsulation of the professional slickness we'd gorged on for 10 years. 4 generations of pro surfers - everyone from Kelly Slater (who had not yet begun his incredible domination of pro surfing) to the late Micky Dora - were interviewed in front of painted backdrops, with their soundbites interspersed throughout the usual medley of great surfing action. The soundtrack also featured an unprecedented lineup of major label music, which included U2, Neil Young and many others. Highlights of the film included an exciting recap of the current pro scene scored by U2's "Out of Control", an emotional powerhouse of a medley glimpsing hundreds of beloved faces from surfing's history, and arguably the film's most amazing segment - Micky Dora (making his first film appearance in over 20 years) and the then current world champ, Martin Potter surfing together down in Baja. Not only was it incredible to see Da Cat after so many years of hiding, but to listen to him praising Pottz - "He sure looks unique to me" (the ultimate compliment from the original king of style) - combined with Potter's tail-sliding power session...well, let's just say that any surfer worth his wax was blown away. I actually saw the film 3 times in 3 different cities (Santa Cruz, Santa Barbara and Dana Point), and there was only one scene that had people going more apes*** than Potter putting on his preview of the new school style - and that was Tom Curren's slow motion barrel at the beginning of the movie. Never have I seen an audience hoot the way they hooted that tube...he just got TUBED, and just when you thought he couldn't get any deeper in the tube, he fell of his board and preceded to bodysurf that tube 'til the end. Every person in the audience hooted himself hoarse for the duration of that wave. So strip away the gloss and it was still a great surf flick. It was also the end of an era in surf film-making style, as just a year later Taylor Steele released "Momentum", the official passing of the baton to the new school generation of tail slides, big airs, black wetsuits, white boards and stripped down punk rock. Because of that Surfers: The Movie has been largely forgotten. But for those of us that were there, it was a lot of fun and a rejuvenation of the surf movie as an "event". As Neil Young sang at the end, "Long may you run."
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