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Treason (2022)
2/10
Well, it started bad, and it got worse,
19 March 2024
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Isn't it Treason to give CIA information about your MI6 Husband?

MI6 Boss "Control" gets poisoned in a so-called high security men's club, no camera's outside or the alley ways and yet powers of business and country meet up to discuss private things, yer that seems logical to me.

Then there is the Free-Agent who poisoned him wearing gloves to put it in the glass then need take the tray away leaving clearly fingerprints on the glass and tray for that matter and no one thinks to get a print check.

Of course, the getaway van hits a food delivery guy, and they stop to try and aid assistance, but no one sees them.

Don't get me started on the teenage daughter who is either an idiot or just self-obsessed gets kidnapped but somebody.

Then we have the free-agent telling him that she poisoned his boss and he tells nobody??? Really?

And then we have a wife who all of a sudden thinks he is keeping secrets from her (he worked for MI6 for years btw) and this is different now that he is the boss so she confides in the CIA to help her?

First of all, that is treason even if it's a friendly "country" Oh and while all this is going on, only the CIA, Free Agent and Russian spies know what is going on and the MI6 are complete idiots.

Yer very hard to swallow and I love spy stories I guess I had to stop watching as my IQ was getting lower and lower by the second.
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Clickbait (2021)
6/10
Where do I start
24 February 2024
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Look it was enjoyable but the ending is silly, now I worked with close colleagues but I don't know where they live.

The plot is good, but the characters are annoying, the wife is basically useless, the police hopeless, it requires kids and annoying sister to solve the whole thing.

So much promises but it just failed to deliver, in fact they didn't even make it a who donnit, instead they just added another suspect as they went along.

I literally had to speed up some sections as it was too slow, they could have done this brilliantly in two episodes.

So why did I watch to the end? Well I was bored and yes it does keep you hoping to this something better at the end.

In reality it did in some ways but they still made it stupid as the mother did her best to get her son killed.

Alas she failed at that too.
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5/10
Enjoyed it for the houses - but fake stuff made my cringe that I am Australian
28 October 2022
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First of all, the properties in all 3 seasons, was amazing.

The drama, OMG can these guys be any more fake.

Yes it has great locations, great camera work, horrible music and horrible acting and IMHO some very staged auctions.

If this was a REALITY show then I am 100% not all the people at the Auction would want to be shown, in real reality shows they would be blurred out faces, which lends me to believe that while an action "might" of taken place but these are ALL actors or paid EXTRA's. I suspect they re-staged the actions to get better drama?

This leads me to the Delta Goodrem episodes, this was nothing more than a paid episodes with Delta having no intentions of buying anything at all, it was all contrived storyline even with the phone call to say she wasn't going to buy after all, as you could hear both of them talking on the phone.

So the show has amazing houses in an amazing city (but not enough of them) with great drone work, lots of time spinning in front of Luxury cars and lots of product placements, actors changing clothes for every new scene.

I can see why people complain about the men in this show and totally agree, each one has a female PA with them.

Hilarious feminist in the middle of it all who for some reason HIRES 2 gay males as her sales agents and yet talks all the time about how she hates males and bro-groups and how hard it is for a Woman to succeed but doesn't employ women?

Look the best person on this show and the ONLY one I would give my house is the lovely Monika Tu - She is authentic and has grand ideas.

Enjoyable but remember the fake auctions and the bad acting.

Watch it.
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Old (2021)
3/10
Good plot poorly delivered
25 April 2022
So, hair doesn't grow, nails doesn't grow, how do they not starve? And what's with the camera angles. Still worth watching for free as the plot is cool.
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King Richard (2021)
1/10
Two reasons not to watch
2 April 2022
One - Father abandons all his other children and leaves them in poverty is NO KING Two - Will Smith is not a method actor or has the ability to be anyone but himself -- He really cannot act.
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Your Honor (II) (2020–2023)
4/10
Hard to get into
28 December 2020
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Okay, I love unique shows. But first episode I find it hard to like the characters! Reason is simple, what idiot gives his son a motorcycle and the boy who has a panic attack leaves the scene of an accident after killing him? Sorry don't care if its mistake and if I was his dad I would take him to the police station. The boy is useless and frankly a whimp.

I get it, it's supposed to be suspenseful.

Hard to watch.
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Black Death (2010)
4/10
Hard to enjoy!
11 October 2020
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Wow, Christian BS...so they come to a village that doesn't believe in a God and doesn't have the black plague. So they decided to kill them but spoiler alert they knew what Christians do...kill. And when they got drugged and held captive the tables turned. They had to renounce, but it had a sad ending and it showed just how cruel Christians get, cause when they got out they killed them all. And yes the Christians survived.

Killing in the name of!
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2/10
Encourages bad behaviour
9 April 2019
Basically this encourages bad people and there are plenty of IRL to prove it.

I do not think they should be promoting something that is easy to be done by others.

A Woman in Brisbane killed herself after a Women in Melbourne impersonated a Football Stars son on FB with constant abuse and threats to her. This encourages people to destroy other peoples lives.

This show should not be applauded but condemned, and society Laws should be upgraded to discourage this kind of behaviour as it ruins and even potentially kills people.
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1/10
Oh Dear
21 July 2015
A story about some rich ignorant white folk (Yes i am white btw) scared about sounds that bump in the night have a robbery.

I feel so sorry for the lady helper who got scared and brunt some incense.

I really did want the dad to get killed, however both daughter and mother seemed nice enough to spare :)

What a BORING BORING show that has pool cleaner moving out of the water every night, pots falling down and of course the help gets sacked cause he said she was doing voodoo. The star is a moronic father who has too much money and too much time on there hands.

Change the channel before you waste your life like i did.
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Left Behind (I) (2014)
2/10
I don't Mind a bit of Rapture
5 April 2015
I don't mind a bit of rapture.

Acting not bad, good cast and interesting topic.

However then I cringed when the Muslim was still on the plane. That made me think ... well not only did half of America not disappear but that some 10 billion Muslims not disappear. then it got me thinking did all the Muslims children go as well? they could have left that thought out of my head.

Then i started to ask more questions, why did some good people not go to heaven ... oh wait its not about being a good person, its being a believer isn't it even if you are bad. That's when i realized its truly a horror movie of biblical proportions.

Interesting but very naive and if they wanted people to believe it was a massive crash failure. worth a watch late at night.
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Begin Again (II) (2013)
7/10
Entertaining
8 February 2015
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Enjoyable movie that highlights the art of music and how it is a fundamental key to ever lasting memories.

The title is strange as I personally thought the story with two completely contrasting situations, one washed up music executive who was still trying to bring art to the masses and a talented shy music writer who couldn't portray the songs she was writing to an audience due to her inability to break her introverted shell.

What impressed me the most was the desire to bring the raw sounds to the an album so it has the "real" feel to it, in some cases it was a tad contrived but that made good entertainment. There is a tad Lorde, Sia and Angus and Julia Stone to it and if thats not your cuppa tea then you will not only not like the movie.

So this is where it is all at the music, I loved Adam Levine music and overall the soundtrack was original and sensational.

Some of the acting could have improved, however it didn't stop me from enjoying this movie.

Simple story .... great music .... nice casting, so its a 7.5 which means i recommend you spend some of your time to see.
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Hackers (1995)
6/10
I enjoyed it
24 December 2014
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What a gem of a 90's movie.

Before I start let me say I have built two datacentres and I am currently a domain admin of another in the telco industry so I will not comment on the IT glitches.

Hackers is a story about liberation and fighting the man and that us hackers have more morals than the governments and people who control the government who trying to stop them. I did get nostalgic when i heard things like 28k bit per second and PCI bus with direct memory access. I wonder if the actors knew that a modem was short for modulator/ demodulater :)

For this story to work it had to have some magic, as someone else highlighted ... "if you really see a real hacker at work it is truly boring stuff" btw computers do zeros and ones at best .... not these mathematical formulas that was blowing past screen but that would be boring. Amazing graphics on these PC screens didn't exist back then which IMHO made it date better than other Computer movies of its day.

I liked how some scary facts about the government holding files on its people which you would be amazed today on what they hold on you. And you would be surprised just how many skimming scams are going on .... these issues hold true today.

It was a more innocent time when only a select few knew how to do things and I even remember doing the tape digital sounds .... oh those where the days :)

Enjoy it for what it was .... oh and you get to see sexy Jolie when she was only 19 .... pretty simple story line and some truism that even today not many people would know.

I loved the early days of computers and we all thought it make the world better, safer, provide us with freedom, make it more transparent. Sadly it has made it for the worse and even our civil liberties are all but gone.

I was in IT in the 90s and i think my pride back then stopped me from watching it but I am glad to see it as it is worth my time and hopefully your time to watch it.

good stuff.
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Not Today (2013)
4/10
Religious rhetoric
25 November 2014
Okay i got duped by IINET movie ratings and the sublime plot. I really do like the story and the plot as i have been to India numerous times. But the religious rhetoric just was too much. I have compassion and concern about slavery and children and I am agnostic and i do not need faith to believe that it can be fixed. Sorry this is the sad point of this story as i see it. You do not need to have faith that things will be better cause it won't but you can show the world just how bad a third world life is .... No child should live in poverty or child prostitution.

I do like how they show just how bad it can be .... but saving one little girl is not going to save the world and by saving that one girl isn't going to make it right with your "God". There are much more serious issues here. How can we let people or children live that way? How do we fix the growing epidemic ? And the real question is that if there is a GOD then why is some people allowed to live in extreme wealth and others without food for days at a time.

If you are a true Christian then all the that WEALTH they showed in this movie should be sold off and you can live in a modest single storey home with a small car and no-name brand clothes and setup a school for the poor and morning and evening meals for the poor. Now thats being a Christian.
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Three Dollars (2005)
7/10
Sign of the times
30 October 2014
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Interesting story of two educated well meaning couple who meet at University who instead of joining the group of money worshipers they wanted to do something good for society (Shame not many other reviewers noticed). In other words educate and make sure evil companies and men do not get their way..... They live a humble life with a little home which they are paying off then things go awry. He stops to help poor street people that others ignore and even when he is down on his own luck (due to his integrity and doing the right thing) he still helps others when no-one else will help him. There is a political statement in this story in terms of how governmental environment Dept's budgets are being reduced yearly, and how big business manipulates these to get their way all the time and it was kind of mirroring real life in terms of the good guys don't win these days.... I believe this made many viewers uncomfortable and they really like to see good guys win but to me this was more real life.

Aside from this it shows how quickly depression sets in and how even working class families are struggling and many people believe street people have only themselves to blame .... well it showed just how quickly another victim of society can join them ....

I didn't tell you too much but enough to hopefully make you watch it.... ignore the haters as they are ignorant at best.

I also have empathy to this as i went through the stages of losing my job, not being able to find a job then losing my house however i have come out the other side myself and i know the answer to the ending the movie. As long as you have love and each other you can be happy .... the same is for me.... so I guess I am one of the few who do appreciate the ending (it was not pointless) PS: I am at peace with myself and i am totally debt free with a nice new job now :) and never assume it won't happen to you it can and it moves in fast on you.

So its well worth a watch, even if only to learn a life lesson.
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10/10
Majority wins
30 June 2013
I loved the 1960's and I loved the direction of this movie. At first I was taken back and it started more like a clip from a song but that was its style. The photography was brilliant and I like how you had to work out what it was all about. Perhaps they could have simplified it and added more words but to me that would have ruined it. I liked the innocence of the two stars first love and it makes you think back to your first kiss or talking to a girl or boy. All the kids acted exactly how kids react. It was dark humor and when mix that with the age of the stars it is controversial. I thought those days are long gone as it seems today talking about your first love or children thinking about love is a taboo but I am glad they still do movies in all parts of life.... from being born .... growing up .... being teenager to middle age and of course growing old.

True there will be haters and i understand that but the majority wins .... and i am glad more liked it than not.
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The Tudors (2007–2010)
10/10
It seems whingers are the minority!
6 January 2013
I for one loved this series and I tip my hat off for the writers and director for having the balls to do an interpretation of the facts. To say that these are the facts of for others to tell us what the facts are for events that 465 years ago is like reading a bible now and reading the bible 400 years ago. Totally inaccurate! There was sex and lots of it and they used it for power and vengeance and greed! it is exactly what i expected to see.

There is plenty of theories of who did what and how many people died and even how they died.

The research was brilliant the acting superb. And even if the facts are not true not even the historians know the real truth anyway.

If you want to get involved history this series will get you interested no matter what the truth is.

There was sex and people did things they didn't want to do and it was believable.

Enjoy it! King Henry the VIII never looked so fantastic.
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The Cell (2000)
8/10
Artistic stunning cinematography
7 September 2012
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I can accept some people will be shocked by this film and if you don't want to look inside the mind of a madman or be curious enough to wonder why serial killers become serial killers then avoid this movie at all costs as it is disturbing.

Many seem to compare this movie to imaginary worlds like "Flatliners" and "The Matrix" and in some ways I can see the similarities.

To keep it simple the story is about Jennifer Lopez who is a Child Physiologist Social Worker who is using a new technology of going into children's dreams to try and break them out of the troubles they are in.

A Serial killer who is in a comatose before his last potential victims is found and the police a fighting time before she dies and they ask Jennifer Lopez Character to go into his dreams to hopefully save her.

You get to see the inside of many serial killers mind and reasons why they become an anti-social psychopath and this lends to the artistic imaginations of the director which in some ways scares many and as in other reviews shocks many. I personally believe it was well done but in other ways it was contrived and with more with the character development less visual effect's it could have been a winner, remember this is a horror/suspense thriller and if you are shocked then the directors goal was achieved.

So if you are into visual effects and horror genre with a fascination into a serial killers mind and a point of view based on many case studies and it shows that all madmen are made by society's failures to protect children not born!
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Red Dog (2011)
3/10
Poor script - could have been so much more
9 July 2012
Watched "Red Dog" after all the fuss about it ....

At first why do they need an American star for this movie? Doesn't Australia have a decent "rising star" hopefully not from Neighbors and Home and Away? This had a great opportunity to talk about a folk legend "Pilbara Wanderer" who made his name hitching a ride to wherever they went. Instead of telling a heart felt story it really showed the bogan miners (in the real world these guys work their guts out back in the 70's) with bogan cowboy fights and silly sideline stories.

Why do we need to do a tourism sell every time we make an Australian movie? And if they took out every Australian song for the last 30 years it would have been better. Seriously when they need to spend 40% of the movie on images and music you know its missing a decent script writer. Nice story about a wonderful life of a dog in WA mining town without too much thinking .....unfortunately they could have done so much more.
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Faster (2010)
7/10
its got style
20 February 2012
I was thinking errr its another Rock movie but its better than that and while it's not perfect but was very enjoyable! Dwayne didn't say many words but he was very emotional and right for the job.

The story has a form of complexity that you just would not expect when you look at the cover of the movie and to me it really is let down with the naming and marketing.

It is a dark movie and very violent and probably a big surprise to many that it is not just a simple shot em up type of movie. Billy Bob Thornton was simply brilliant and the movie has tad of Natural Born Killers feel to it, so if you like that kind of style then it is worth a look.

While it wont be a classic as many ideas have been done before but it does have a touch of class that makes you overcome these issues and it is worth a watch just on the music alone. George Tillman Jr has come along way with this movie but is still learning his trade.
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1/10
CGI Brilliant .... Entertainment only in the graphics!
2 January 2012
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First of all i didn't see the whole movie as i started to get annoyed with the Characters who all but one where not likable. I mean really only one human being is likable and really in a cheesy way and you can see how this movie was going to turn and i thought wow love the images but even I would rise up and kill every idiot human being in the world. The most stupid thing is while you can give evolution to the apes they don't become "instantly" brilliant intelligent and the humans in this story are the most idiotic, moronic and just plain bad. I know we all wanted to root for the apes and hell i wouldn't stop evolution to wipe out the human race for what they have done on this planet but i wanted a believable script and you can do it and believable CGI action at the end. To explain in brief i did fast forward the middle as it was slow predictable to just see the end and boy i was glad i did as the ending was as moronic as the humans in this movie. They had 1 chopper and twenty or 30 police men vs 100 or so Apes the odds were clearly in the Apes favour not to mention how bullet proof these animals are .... and simply beat these 30 or so police me they are free to destroy billions of humans as the dumb humans run away. Oh BTW being intelligent and learning how to make a perfect hangman's noose is about as believable as the Kardashian's having a University degrees.
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Just Married (2003)
1/10
Hopefully forgettable for all concerned.
25 September 2011
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It is truly hard to understand why anyone including the young would like this movie, of course its predictable and it has wonderful scenery and a good cast but that's as far as I can go. Ashton Kutcher is a much better actor than this script really deserves, I can only assume that he either didn't read the script or the pay check was too large to say no! It is hard to enjoy a movie when the leading character is nothing but an uncultured unlikeable person who if needed CPR you would seriously think twice before saving him. Stereotyping jokes are wearing thin and society knows when its racism and frankly not funny at all. In the long run the only people who should be embarrassed is the people who thought that every American is rich, has no bugs and makes better cars than the rest.

I cannot believe that I am saying this, but I truly do feel sorry for Americans in general that this movie was ever made and hope not too many people ever get to see this horrible excuse for making money.

I think another reviewer explained it as good as anyone can "The best metaphor for the movie is the tiny car the couple drive when they arrive in Europe. It's slow-moving, underpowered, and you'll wish you hadn't rented it"
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The review of all the reviews!
4 September 2011
Okay let me get this right! The Republicans are insulted, the African Americans are insulted and the do gooders are insulted and the raw nitty gritty tell us the truth are insulted! Why is this so? It is pretty easy to explain really .... you see the story was always going to divide people in itself but the producers tried to run this down the middle IE not too left or right and as we all know it's human nature that if it doesn't sit politically correct in your head you are not going to be happy.

Now here is my take on the story. Irrespective of the white folks intentions and would they do it if he wasn't a potentially going to be a football star this movie shows (even with its Walt Disney feel) that people can do good and that they should do good. Society is a difficult problem with no simple answers, for example here in Australia we don't do enough to help the indigenous people and yet they get upset if you do help them as they would like to do it on their own terms. I fully agree with them but this doesn't mean you should let a young children live on the streets or that we don't provide assistance. The reality is not every aboriginal is disadvantage but there is a high majority of them who are. This is where people need to think outside the square and not take offense to the stereo typing and appreciate the particular people's story. You see most white southern people are republicans and most Africans Southern Americans are living below the poverty line. I personally find it offensive that people who live in New York or Germany find it offensive when they do not take into account the particular person situation and they are in fact generalising their assumptions based on his/hers location and situations. It is also a fact that not every person has the chance to go to university of their choice without the right criteria. Do you think that every Harvard university student wants to be a lawyer or doctor because of their own goals or ideas? Many of these students are driving by parent's goals and dreams and if they have the resources then so be it. Michael had a chance to do something in his life that would give him future. I sure as hell don't want to work at my job every week but i do it and i am sure that I am not the only person who feels like that..... but life gives us all choices and Michael took his .... right or wrong Michael is a lucky man.

Good story but could have been better, however it has good acting and it is well worth a look.
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4/10
Great cinematography but what was the point?
14 August 2011
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Cinematography was simply fantastic that told a tale of a relationship of a boy and an old man who also seemed to suggest that they both had have special powers. A story about a boy growing up with great music and a first love with a hint of a but this is where it lets me down, I find it slow and unbelievable but not in the way that you would think. While I like the idea that both the boy and the old man can see into the minds of others and i like the music and imagery which is simply divine but the script is poor and ill conceived. It is hardly believable for the era that a mother would be worried about the relationship of an old man or the mother of the girl is never seen but the mother of the son is questioning an old man or even her own son questioning his own mother about smoking? .... This is of course written for the era WE LIVE in. Then we have the clothing of the young girl .... It was never acceptable for young girl of that era to wear knee high jeans this was a more of a teenager design then we have a mother who seems to not care then starts to care please. They could have done so much more with the story and as you know imagination is the key so if you feel that you are let down by the movie i suggest you try the book which is a very good read.

Points for the good acting .... points for the camera work ....Points for the music ..... no points for the inaccuracies of the era!
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Hanna (2011)
It was entertaining!
2 August 2011
When sizing a movies worth you need to ask yourself some questions? Did you follow the story? Did you care about the characters? Did you laugh, cry or was in suspenseful? If you can say at least 2 out of the 3 things then you had a good time and to me I got 3 out of 3. If you are wanting to watch this movie that has action ... yes .... do you want to laugh .... yes....do you care about the star of the movie yes. Okay now for the negatives .... are you a movie editor? Well it has inconsistencies all over the place.... does the story have holes you can drive a truck through well that's true as well. Is it going to win any Oscars well no it won't for all the points clearly highlighted in many reviews. I liked it and many will like it for what it is .... no matter the flaws it was still art and entertainment was the main goal so I will give it 7/10 even with the negatives in place. Recommended.
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9/10
Expectations should be erased!
29 July 2011
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I like the Coen brothers movies and they are all uniquely different and expectations are always going to be an issue so if you would like to see a good comedy without cheesy one liners that looks back on society and people of today Burn After Reading is for you.

If you like comedians like "Chris Lilley" who does "Angry Boys" and "Summer Heights High" you will like this movie. If you like "Two and Half Men" or HotTub Time Machine you won't! That is not to say these shows aren't good it is just a different type of humour. Forget about what you have seen with Coen Brothers and satisfaction will be high or at least higher than these critics posted.

Spoilers from here....

Now for the people who did see it but don't like it. Yep it didn't have CGI or one crack up liners but what a funny movie that was not only enjoyable but unique. I think the biggest problem was people do not like looking back at the mirror as no one likes seeing who they really are! We have the health nut that has those silly health drinks who says "that's the stuff" and rides his push bike to the drop off... then smooth talker who claims he has a big job with a big GUN but has never fired it before. Plus the guy who is in love with his fellow worker who does anything for her but she cannot see past her own vanity to see him. And then the final part was a crack up .... "What did we learn from this?" Normal people acting like gangsters without having a clue about what they are doing. Sure it's not a classic but it is a time piece and one day you might look back and smile.
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