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Sharknado (2013)
crapola
Really - it's been a long time since I've been so disappointed by an obvious and anticipated B- event. This movie sucked so bad I may never watch television again without appropriate intermediation. The best thing that could've happened in this film would've been to have the entire planet be taken out by a Vogon Destructor Fleet and the movie to then move onto a new iteration of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. This film should never have been made.
BUT - it was all so predictable that it was fun to call the events before the occurred, and it was fun to turn the sound down and play MST3000. So - it did have some redeeming qualities, but none that relate to filmmaking excellence.
To think the money that went into this could've gone into the fight to Ban Shark Finning. Too bad. Or saving the Amazon. Or fighting cancer. Or cleaning cigarette butts off beaches. Or building a giant tower of sand that reaches the moon. Or...
Suckerfish (1999)
John Waters eat your heart out!
Brien Burroughs and team have done an amazing job of finding a niche of weirdness that has something for everyone. The film, done on an impressively low budget, takes the audience to new realms of mind, place and heart...not that there's lots of heart in this film...which is part of its attractiveness. Stay tuned for a real twist at the film's conclusion at the end of an entertaining and carnalistic ride.