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X-Men (2000)
SNIKT! SNIKT!
I found this movie enjoyable,somewhat more than the comic(sorry,fans). The casting was phenonomal.Hugh Jackman,Ray Park and Patrick Stewart(among others)WERE the characters they played.I wish Toad had more lines,he's my second favorite.(I don't think I have to tell who's the first.SNIKT!)
Although I'm not exactly a reader of the comic,(I'm sure that many in-jokes flew over my head),I think it has quite an interesting concept. A comic that has deep meanings and concepts, with enough fluff value to keep dim-witted teenagers like me interested.(insert insipid smiley icon here)
In my opinion,a must-see.To the general populace,a don't-have-to-but-perferable-if-you-did-see.
Titanic (1997)
I AM NOT A SHEEP!
I was reading the comments and someone said that people who don't like this movie are jealous."Don't ask me of what,they just are." HA! How can you PROVE it!? What could we possibly be jealous of ?!? I saw Titanic with high hopes,since nobody would SHUT UP about it.Afterwards,I realized they should've clammed it long before it was even released.It was horrible.Lots of better movies that year (Good will hunting,LA confidintal) and the only reason they liked it was because of LEONARDO.I hope he falls of a very tall cliff.I now don't trust hype.They never like good movies.
"OOo,but it won 11 oscars,so it has to be good!" Yeah,it won special effects adwards.NO acting or screenwriting.And it won best picture because adolescent teens would boycott them if it didn't.Do you REALLY want to see a movie adored by TEENAGERS!? Face it,only a few people have good taste,so popular things stink to high heaven. Don't see it,because if you do you'll be labeled as a sheep in my school(You hear that? School. We Lamar people hate this movie.)I AM NOT A SHEEP!
Lake Placid (1999)
What are you guys talking about? This is DA BOMB!
Though i do admit the plot sucks,who cares? There's a 30 foot croc(that rocks) and a senile old lady(yeah,that rocks too.) in it,baby! Also,Bill pullman's in it.(who rocks MAJORLEY). i was a little dissapointed,though.I was expecting: 1.more gore 2.more croc 3.a better ending. 4.that fat cop-sherrif dude to die. 5.same thing for the old lady. 6.more character developement. All in all,it's better than Anaconda,worse than Deep Rising. don't expect a Shawshank Redemption,cause ya ain't gonna get it! A *** outta *****
Problem Child 3: Junior in Love (1995)
Only see this if you're a Gilbert Gottfried fan like me.
This movie has a lot of problems.
The plot goes like this:Junior falls in love with a popular girl(yes you heard right,Junior has a romantic side) and he tries his best to get her to notice him.Which includes dancing class,boy scouts and a hockey team(with disaterous results.) It isn't that bad a movie,but what I think is the best part is the scenes with Gilbert Gottfried. So if you're not a Gilbert(or any other cast member)fan,I suggest you sleep on this one.
Fav quote:"Kiki,remove my trousers!"~Dr.Peabody,after inhaling laughing gas.
The Valley of Gwangi (1969)
One of the best dinosaur movies EVER!
This is,without a doubt,one of my favorite dino movies(with the exception of a certain Steven Speilberg movie.)Although the dinosaurs weren't very accurate('course this was made way back in the 60's,dinosaur knowledge has expanded since then.)the plot was original(cowboys & dinosaurs,YEAH!) and it had an awesome cast,and there was NO SEX! Finally! And the creatures were exceptionally rad (that Eohippus was so CUTE!) But it did have some flaws though. for example,why did only mexicans and gypsies die? And why use fake elephant sounds?(from the unforgettable Gwangi vs. circus elephant scene) but overall it's a great movie. Give it a chance!